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[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

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Okay, so like, for all that he's really, like, super good at the whole I WEAR METAL SUITS AND ACT LIKE A DOUCHEBAG thing, the Tin Can's, like, seriously super bad at the 'making stuff that works' thing. Like, dude, when everyone and their momma's comm starts breaking down the moment it starts, like, snowing? That means someone outsourced to China, y'know?

And, like, you'd think the guy'd put a little more effort into it, right? 'Cause, like, it's not like he gave us much. Okay, so we got the tracking tag things too, but gawd, who keeps those things? Like, dog tags are totally not in fashion right now? Or, like, ever.

But, I mean, it makes you wonder what the dude's, like, doing with his time. Cause, see, if he's not heroing? And he's not tinkerin' with stuff? Well ... there's not much else he could be doing, right?

Like, what is he, like, collecting photos of Cap to stick to his wall and sigh over like a teenage schoolgirl with a crush or something?

... oh. Dude, I.. totally can't unthink that image now and ewww, that's just ooky.

Ugh.

But, seriously, does anyone know what the Tin Can's up to? 'Cause, like, I don't wanna hafta be the one holding the puppet out an' going "show me on the dolly where the bad man touched you" 'cause that's just not cool, what?

[ooc: This was my attempt at doing a Tabby voice. Please don't kill me for suckitude >>;]

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Ilu

[ahhmahgawd]

[Voice]

[ahhmahgawd]

What the heck are you goin' on about, girl?

THAT WAS AWESOME.

[shesnotgoogle.livejournal.com]

There are a lot of scary ideas in that post. A lot.

T-THANK YOU *is still nervy lolol-SHOT*

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

Well, y'know, Tin Can's a scary kinda guy.

In that "Ima hide out in a bush under your bathroom window and collect the steam from your shower to sniff when I get home" kind of way, y'know?

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

I think he's trying to annoy us into beating up the bad guys.

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

Or maybe that's just what he wants you to think. Maybe this is all just a big pervo game that he set up to have fun. MAYBE HE JUST WANTS TO BE A PEDO IN THE PRIVACY OF HIS OWN POCKET DIMENSION.

[hellraiser02.livejournal.com]

You and me, BoomBoom, we need to have a brainstorming session one o' these days.

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

Oh totally, dude.

[Private]

Heck, how 'bout now?

[Private]

[luckpuns.livejournal.com]

I still have the tags.

[Private]

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you're Domino an' you're lucky. You're sorta the exception to, like, every rule ever.

heakrjae CUTE

[mismanage.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing he's getting sloshed, forgetting to put on pants, and scaring kiddies at the playground. At least, that's what I'd do if I were a troll-beast megalomaniac.

[voice] *b-blushes*

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

That.... actually, I wouldn't put that past 'im, what. Which is sorta sad...

*snickers*

Say, I don't think I've seen you 'round before. What's your name?

Oh, Vash, why are you so honest?

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

I don't know what Iron Man is up to. Do you really think he's that kind of creepy?

Because he's too cute to be true?

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

Well hey, the direct approach works too, what?

Uh... well, I mean, he dragged a bunch of random people to his, like, pocket dimension place and most of 'em are, like, underage. And they tend to run around in spandex.

I'd say yes, personally.

[immortalitea.livejournal.com]

I vote you put your time to better use by organizing a crack team to infiltrate his home and check who exactly he does have pictures of on his walls.

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

Pffff, maybe. Or, y'know, I could just assume that you're one of the one he's totes crushing on. I mean, c'mon, you were one of the first ones he pulled in here, right? And he, like, knew you from before, right? So, like, obviously the guy's all "Mmmm, lookit the hawt redhead I wanna get me some of that" so he, like, ports an alternate you, which is you, here because he can't get the regular you even if he tries because he's too much of a loser to win any woman, even you.

[riverbytwos.livejournal.com]

maybe he's singing.

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

[*s-stutters* t-thanks ♥]

... yeah, he could be doin' that too? I mean, drunk people do that, right?

Duck is stealing your thunder XD

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

Or dancing?

I know a creepy old man who did that too. He watched us from his room of gears and pulled puppet strings. He was dead, but that didn't stop him.

[xf-shatterstar.livejournal.com]

...

What are you even going on about now?

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

Uh, the Tin Can and his total crazy?

And how he's watching us all the effing time because he's got his creepy little mechanical cameras and his creepy little video room where he watches us all for his own creeeeeepy amusement?

I love you. <3 That was awesome.

[badhorsefan.livejournal.com]

Wait...what?

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

[OOC: In reality, I'm sure she's saying something else, but Dr. Horrible, your powers have strange effects on people. I'm just sayin'. Also, this is just altered off of one of JoCo's songs 8D;]

[RECORDING (http://www.mediafire.com/?5t5qemyynmd)]

[Transcript]

The Stark is always getting older
He knows he’ll never be that young again
And when he's looking back over his shoulder
He says a thousand younger stronger men
He knows someday he’ll have to be
An old retarded grandpa
While someone younger takes over his spot

The Stark is Tin Can crazy
Just be glad it’s him not you
If you had his loser troubles
You might be Tin Can crazy too
You’d flash your big white shiny smile
You’d buy expensive shoes
But you’d be the only man on Earth
Who wouldn't know what to do
Oh no, you wouldn't know what to do

Iron Man knows that there’s a place for him
But he’s not in this world anymore...

Somewhere in some secluded castle
Tony Stark sits staring at the wall
And the outside world is always such a hassle
Sometimes he won’t go out at all
There are millions who say his name
Everybody knows him
Why is it that he feels so alone?

The Stark is Tin Can crazy
Just be glad it’s him not you
If you had his loser troubles
You might be Tin Can crazy too
You’d flash your big white shiny smile
You’d buy expensive shoes
But you’d be the only man on Earth
Who wouldn't know what to do
Oh no, you wouldn't know what to do

And thus is revealed Duck's circuitous imagination

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

...

I DON'T WANNA MARRY MR. CAT!

Oh Duck.

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

Uh... you don't, like, have to if you don't wanna, kid. Seriously, don't worry. If anyone tries to make you a child bride, we'll go blow his ass up, right?

AWESOME. JUST. SHEER AWESOME. 8D

[strengthofone.livejournal.com]

[ooc; pfff "Show me on the dolly where the bad man touched you." -- HOW THE HELL DID YOU KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE THROUGH THAT? BTW - Can Naruto call her Tabs? He's gonna call sis that anyway. XD]

Oi, dunno Tabs.

I ....didn't need that visual either.

What are you doing this weekend, I've got a few days off.

8D;

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Well... I'm just good at that sorta thing maybe? ♥ Also, sure! He's a buddy.]

Well, I don't think anyone does. Only it was a voice post, right? So, like, I couldn't just, lie, edit it out or whatever, right>

Oh, hey! I'm ... well, y'know, mostly free. But we can totally go out for dinner or lunch or something! I'll treat!

[phobiaasphyxia.livejournal.com]

I imagine that, going by his moniker, when he's not annoying the world at large, he's plugged into a wall-socket somewhere. Menacingly

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

Pfffff. I guess maybe... although, like, what's he doing? Is he on Stand-By the whole time, or is he, like, plotting evil things? Or watching porn? Or what?