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[phaseback.livejournal.com]

So in between making a teenage superhero badass team and making sandwiches, I've come to the conclusion that Iron Man's freaking out far too many of my friends. I kind of just want to kick him where the sun don't shine. Anyway.

Uh, what do you guys do when you want to cheer someone up but you don't have a lot of money to spare and you can't do anything really cool like flying? 'Cause I'm coming up on empty.

Oh, and apartment residents! You take the chicken and lettuce sandwiches labeled "Kitty" and I will stick you in a wall.

Comments

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

You mean I wasn't supposed to eat those sandwiches?

[not-twelve.livejournal.com]

You could've left one for me! I like chicken and lettuce!

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

I will end you, Kiden.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Next time I'll save half and hide it under my pillow.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

You gonna walk through me, or somethin'?

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

It's a very disconcerting feeling, okay.

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

Chicken and lettuce.

That's kind of a boring sandwich, phaserbitch.

[not-twelve.livejournal.com]

What's up, Kitty?

And I know it's hecka corny, but I'd suggest - being yourself! And/or giving hugs and ice cream. Edible things usually work.

[not-twelve.livejournal.com]

Half? I'm a growing boy, yanno!

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

But you can't get the sandwiches back, right?

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

Tell that to Jess. Or, you know, go away.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

You can have the pillow, too!

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

I could try.

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

Why would I do something like that? Dance, monkey, dance!

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

Iron Man sucks.

Did you just say "hecka"? Really? I think it's past edible things, Spidey.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

That's all kinds of gross, Kitty—keep your hands out of my guts!



Good thing your sandwiches are still in the fridge, huh.

[not-twelve.livejournal.com]

Is this some sort of thinly-veiled pun I sense?

[not-twelve.livejournal.com]

Anyway, yeah, no, not eating a pillow unless it's very well-seasoned.

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

I'm not a huge fan of dancing.

[not-twelve.livejournal.com]

We know this. What did he do?

Yes, really, I'm pretty sure we've had this conversation before. And again, I ask - what's up?

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

You could tear off chunks and dip it in soup! An' yeah, I've got no idea where I'm going with this.

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

Don't give me reason to scavenge around in your guts!

Is hoping my ice cream's safe too much to ask for?

[meowminx]

Teenage superhero badass team? You might want a better name than that.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Your power is disgusting.

Shit, of course it is. It's not like you'd thrown it out in the trash first—then you'd really be in trouble.

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

Exist?

[private :: peter]

Phoenix is missing, someone from Door's past is freaking her out and it's just basically not her week.