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[phaseback.livejournal.com]

So in between making a teenage superhero badass team and making sandwiches, I've come to the conclusion that Iron Man's freaking out far too many of my friends. I kind of just want to kick him where the sun don't shine. Anyway.

Uh, what do you guys do when you want to cheer someone up but you don't have a lot of money to spare and you can't do anything really cool like flying? 'Cause I'm coming up on empty.

Oh, and apartment residents! You take the chicken and lettuce sandwiches labeled "Kitty" and I will stick you in a wall.

Comments

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

You mean I wasn't supposed to eat those sandwiches?

[not-twelve.livejournal.com]

You could've left one for me! I like chicken and lettuce!

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

I will end you, Kiden.

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

Chicken and lettuce.

That's kind of a boring sandwich, phaserbitch.

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

Tell that to Jess. Or, you know, go away.

[whatwedeserve.livejournal.com]

Hey--there's nothing wrong with chicken and lettuce sandwiches! Beats having meatloaf every night, anyway.

[not-twelve.livejournal.com]

What's up, Kitty?

And I know it's hecka corny, but I'd suggest - being yourself! And/or giving hugs and ice cream. Edible things usually work.

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

Iron Man sucks.

Did you just say "hecka"? Really? I think it's past edible things, Spidey.

[meowminx]

Teenage superhero badass team? You might want a better name than that.

[not-twelve.livejournal.com]

I think it's pretty catchy.

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

It's more of a description. No leader, no name!

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

We were going to call it "X-Something," but then I fell asleep before our first team meeting!

[ahhmahgawd]

Teenage superhero badass team?

Used to be part of one of those. Don't know if we were that bad sounding, though.

But Magneto did ground us an awful lot...

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

Bad sounding? We sound awesome!

Uh. You were with Magneto?

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

Dude, I think we'd all like to kick him one. It'd be cathartic, y'know? Maybe he should stand out there as a public service, right? Like those water-dunk tank things?

Pffft, I go for a nice shopping spree, is what. Or, like, I go hang out with people?

... or I go bother Mello. That's a good one. He makes the best faces ever, seriously.

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

You bother M to make other people feel better?

[tothecloud.livejournal.com]

Is everything okay?

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

Iron Man sucks, Abs!

[deadthenred]

Don't call it the Kid Commandos. Regrettable and taken.

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. Did you think up that one?

[mismanage.livejournal.com]

Adventuring always cheers me up! And maybe some sweets.

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

Adventuring is awesome. What do you recommend?

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

You could give them a hug. And maybe a pep talk?

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'm too good at pep talks, dude.

[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

How about showing affection?

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

Is it possible to get tired of hugs?

[bythreadalone.livejournal.com]

Hugs. Or, conversely, beat the crap out of them and have them learn a life lesson!

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

We need to think of a name!