http://chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2010-04-27 11:33 pm
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27 // Stop him from thinking [VOICE]

Rrzzzzt. Wazpinator waz thinking. Szeemz like allbotz that go away -- for good -- are goodbotz. [He mutters under his breath a list of names, if you turn the volume all the way up you might catch (among others) 'Zillabot, Prime, Ammysquish, Bumblebot, Skybot, Catbot', etc.] Mzz! Right, szeemz like all... Mworz, okay, mozt of Wazpinator'z alliez go away for good!

But botz that die or 'Port out and come right back, all szeem to be badbotz. [A short pause as he realises that maybe this isn't universal] From Wazpinator'z view! [YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.] Szome goodbotz come back, but not az many, wrrrrzzzz.

Might szay univerze doezn't hate Wazpinator, but then why do Wazpinator'z workerz keep getting 'Ported out! Nrrzzzz!

[OOC; all replies voice as usual]
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[identity profile] soonillbe.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Couldn't it be a good thing that they get to stay home?

[identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Mrrrzz. Maybe. But would be better if the onez Wazpinator didn't like got to go home!

[identity profile] soonillbe.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[giggle!] That's true, too.

[identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Rzzt. Szomebotz like it better here, anyway. Not everysquish wantz to go home!

[identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Mrrzz. Maybe. Wazpinator miszez old body, but not getting scrapped all the time. Would be bezt if Wazpinator could get old mode back, but not get shot all the time.

[identity profile] soonillbe.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I was a robot once, but I didn't like it as much as being human.

[identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com 2010-04-29 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Of courze fleshybot didn't! Even though being organic izn't az good, everybot wantz to be the thing they were firzt.

[identity profile] soonillbe.livejournal.com 2010-04-29 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I think I get it.

But...why's being a robot better?

[identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Becauze Wazpinator waz alwayz a bot! Organicz are inferior!

[identity profile] soonillbe.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
...Because you're not one?

[identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com 2010-05-01 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
No, becauze-- juzt becauze! Iz how it iz!

[identity profile] soonillbe.livejournal.com 2010-05-01 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I get it. [But he's giggling a little.]
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