27 // Stop him from thinking [VOICE]

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Rrzzzzt. Wazpinator waz thinking. Szeemz like allbotz that go away -- for good -- are goodbotz. [He mutters under his breath a list of names, if you turn the volume all the way up you might catch (among others) 'Zillabot, Prime, Ammysquish, Bumblebot, Skybot, Catbot', etc.] Mzz! Right, szeemz like all... Mworz, okay, mozt of Wazpinator'z alliez go away for good!

But botz that die or 'Port out and come right back, all szeem to be badbotz. [A short pause as he realises that maybe this isn't universal] From Wazpinator'z view! [YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.] Szome goodbotz come back, but not az many, wrrrrzzzz.

Might szay univerze doezn't hate Wazpinator, but then why do Wazpinator'z workerz keep getting 'Ported out! Nrrzzzz!

[OOC; all replies voice as usual]

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[soonillbe.livejournal.com]

Couldn't it be a good thing that they get to stay home?

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Mrrrzz. Maybe. But would be better if the onez Wazpinator didn't like got to go home!

[soonillbe.livejournal.com]

[giggle!] That's true, too.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Rzzt. Szomebotz like it better here, anyway. Not everysquish wantz to go home!

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Well... At least they get to go home?

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Good for them! But it meanz Wazpinator iz stuck with the other onez, rzzzt.

[Voice]

[ascending_angel]

Not all of us are bad, really. At least the ones I know.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Of courze not! Plenty more goodbotz. Juzt that all the onez Wazpinator talkz to go away.

[ascending_angel]

Bots?

[Voice]

[namesnotzippy.livejournal.com]

Maybe the 'Porter doesn't care for you, for some reason. Did you do anything to make it angry?

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Not more than any otherbot! And Wazpinator thinkz it'z more than the Porter, rzzzz.

[namesnotzippy.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know, but I suppose the universe probably hates me too, given what happened back on Cybertron.

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

Oh boy, you were thinking. That's always a bad sign.

... know how you feel though. I figure the Porter just likes making us miserable.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Oh, like Yellowbot'z ideaz are any better! And Wazpinator doezn't think Yellowbot can talk. Iz uzually the one who goez away!

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

He-ey! I better be one of those "some goodbots" you mention up there, pal!

[voice forever]

[borrowyourpower.livejournal.com]

You might want to stop thinking before you hurt yourself.

I'M SORRY HE DOESN'T REALLY MEAN IT

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Ouh right. Wazpinator forgot. Fakearachnia iz one of onez that comez back.

SURE HE DOESN'T!

[borrowyourpower.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately.

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

No, I'm fairly certain the universe just hates you.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Hmphz. Muzt really hate Traitybot, then.

[Video]

[soultospare.livejournal.com]

Aw, Waspinator, just because your friends keep getting ported out doesn't mean the universe hates you.

It just means the Porter might hate you.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Mrrrzzzzz, maybe, but Wa--

Wait! How iz that better?!

[soultospare.livejournal.com]

The Porter only controls who comes and goes in the City. The universe is everything, including the Porter. If the universe hated you, the stars would pretty much be aligned against you. Anything bad that could happen probably would.

And if the universe hated you, your friends wouldn't be 'ported out. They'd be dead.

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[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

[But somewhere on Cybertron, Cheetor just had an existential thought about what it would be like if another Waspinator existed in another universe, and if that universe hates them as much as the one he knows.]

[likewise]

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

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