27 // Stop him from thinking [VOICE]

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Rrzzzzt. Wazpinator waz thinking. Szeemz like allbotz that go away -- for good -- are goodbotz. [He mutters under his breath a list of names, if you turn the volume all the way up you might catch (among others) 'Zillabot, Prime, Ammysquish, Bumblebot, Skybot, Catbot', etc.] Mzz! Right, szeemz like all... Mworz, okay, mozt of Wazpinator'z alliez go away for good!

But botz that die or 'Port out and come right back, all szeem to be badbotz. [A short pause as he realises that maybe this isn't universal] From Wazpinator'z view! [YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.] Szome goodbotz come back, but not az many, wrrrrzzzz.

Might szay univerze doezn't hate Wazpinator, but then why do Wazpinator'z workerz keep getting 'Ported out! Nrrzzzz!

[OOC; all replies voice as usual]

Comments

[ascending_angel]

You're one of those guys who used to be a giant space robot or something, aren't you?

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Maaaaaybe. Iz that a bad thing?

[ascending_angel]

No. I've got Gods, angels, demons, mutants, aliens, and robots where I come from. It's pretty run-of-the-mill for me to hear, these days.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Then yesz, Wazpinator uszed to be-- iz Cybertronian. Juzt lookz like a human!

... Wazpinator never met szome of thoze. What kind of world iz newsquish from?

[ascending_angel]

My name's Warren.

My world's not too different than this one; it's Earth, same decade and year, but with a lot of...hell, how do I put it? Supernatural phenomenon and genetic evolution? If that makes any sense.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Lot closzer than lazt place Wazpinator waz at, then. Lazt time Wazpinator waz on earth, humanz still didn't talk, mworz!

[ascending_angel]

Really? So are you from way back in the past, then?

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

The future, then the pazt. Wazpinator didn't really underztand, but neeeeeeever truzt Tranzwarp wavez.

[ascending_angel]

[Chuckles]

No you're starting to sound like a couple people I know. Time travel has always had that affect, unfortunately.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Szomebotz can underztand, but Wazpinator never got it. Wazpinator iz flier, not a scientizt!

[ascending_angel]

Henh, you sound a lot like me, then. I try and leave all the science bullshit to my buddies; I'd rather fly, too.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Wazpinator stickz to what Wazpinator iz good at.

What kind of flier iz Warrensquish? Pilot, or metasquishy with powerz?

[ascending_angel]

Sort of like a metahuman, except my people are called mutants.

[He turns on the video function, just to pan out and show Waspinator his wings]

It's all natural, though. I grew them when I was a kid.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Oooouh, Warresquish iz from that world. Makez senze now.

Ooourz, [mumbling;] a Maximal. Diztance flier, then? Wazpinator'z mode waz for manuerverability.

[ascending_angel]

A bit of both, actually. Distance, naturally, but I've worked on my maneuverability long enough now that it's no skin off my back anymore. I had a pretty good teacher.

[video!]

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

[He turns on the visual, just because he can't resist showing off comparing notes. Big fat bug wings!] Wazpinator didn't have any teacher, learned aaaaaall by himzelf!

Are there any otherz like Warresquish? Different birdtypez?

[video!]

[ascending_angel]

Well there's Jay Guthrie. He's from my world and his powers are a lot like mine, only his wings are red. And there's Pixie--or Megan. Only hers are more...fairy like, I guess you can say.