27 // Stop him from thinking [VOICE]

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Rrzzzzt. Wazpinator waz thinking. Szeemz like allbotz that go away -- for good -- are goodbotz. [He mutters under his breath a list of names, if you turn the volume all the way up you might catch (among others) 'Zillabot, Prime, Ammysquish, Bumblebot, Skybot, Catbot', etc.] Mzz! Right, szeemz like all... Mworz, okay, mozt of Wazpinator'z alliez go away for good!

But botz that die or 'Port out and come right back, all szeem to be badbotz. [A short pause as he realises that maybe this isn't universal] From Wazpinator'z view! [YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.] Szome goodbotz come back, but not az many, wrrrrzzzz.

Might szay univerze doezn't hate Wazpinator, but then why do Wazpinator'z workerz keep getting 'Ported out! Nrrzzzz!

[OOC; all replies voice as usual]

Comments

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Ssszzzzzoooooo. Doez Yellowbot want to stay?

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Yeah, I do. What about it?

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

[Really, REALLY short pause, and when he talks again you can totally hear the grin.] Noooooothing. Wazpinator waz juzt curiousz.

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

[The sound in his voice makes Bee let up a little bit, shrugging on the other end.] Do you wanna stay here?

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Wrzzz! Nu-uh! Wazpinator wantz old Cybertronian mode back! And at leazt without any other botz on Earth, weren't anybotz to blow Wazpinator up!

[SHORT UNCERTAIN PAUSE OF DERPYDERPDERP]

Buuuuuuut. Maybe Wazpinator likez not getting scrapped all the time, and still having botz to talk to.

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

You mean you like having friends.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

[RRZZMFRZZZMFLUSTERED] Wazpinator doezn't--

Predaconz don't--










...


A little.

Bee is going to make him regret that

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

HA! YOU ADMITTED IT! I knew you were all talk!

isn't that his specialty

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Juzt that iz better than enemiez!

changing username to goodatmakingwaspmiserable

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

And that you have them.

that costs like 15 bucks is it really worth it

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Well, Wazpinator getz shot lesz.

on second thought I like this one

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

You just better recognize you never get to pull the ol' PREDACONS DON'T MEHHH MEH MNEHHH again, now.

yeah i thought so

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Rzzzt! Wazpinator can szay what Wazpinator wantz, no matter what Yellowbot sayz!

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, right back to the denial. And you made such good progress.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Wazn't anything to make progresz on! Wazpinator izn't doing anything wrong!

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

Most people, y'know, don't make a huge deal out of being all big and tough and not caring about anybody when they have friends.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe Yellowbot should go be friendz with them!

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

It'd sure be easier.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Riiiight, and Yellowbot z too stubborn for that.

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

Well yeah I - hey! You're not any better last I checked, pal!

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

At being a stubborn bratbot? Noooo way. Iz one thing Yellowbot iz better at than Wazpinator!

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

No, there's another thing, and it's beating the crap out of you! Want me to prove it, tough guy?!

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

HAH! If Yellowbot can even keep up! Couldn't catch Wazpinator if he had two enginez and a tailwind!

Ouh right, becauze Yellowbot can't fly!

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

Wanna bet?

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Szure! What doez Yellowbot have to bet?