27 // Stop him from thinking [VOICE]

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Rrzzzzt. Wazpinator waz thinking. Szeemz like allbotz that go away -- for good -- are goodbotz. [He mutters under his breath a list of names, if you turn the volume all the way up you might catch (among others) 'Zillabot, Prime, Ammysquish, Bumblebot, Skybot, Catbot', etc.] Mzz! Right, szeemz like all... Mworz, okay, mozt of Wazpinator'z alliez go away for good!

But botz that die or 'Port out and come right back, all szeem to be badbotz. [A short pause as he realises that maybe this isn't universal] From Wazpinator'z view! [YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.] Szome goodbotz come back, but not az many, wrrrrzzzz.

Might szay univerze doezn't hate Wazpinator, but then why do Wazpinator'z workerz keep getting 'Ported out! Nrrzzzz!

[OOC; all replies voice as usual]

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[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Mrrrzzzzz, maybe, but Wa--

Wait! How iz that better?!

[soultospare.livejournal.com]

The Porter only controls who comes and goes in the City. The universe is everything, including the Porter. If the universe hated you, the stars would pretty much be aligned against you. Anything bad that could happen probably would.

And if the universe hated you, your friends wouldn't be 'ported out. They'd be dead.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

[blank silence as he tries to figure that out]

Well. Great. Wazpinator will keep that in mind.

... And firzt part still soundz familiar!