=4f 4e 45= [voice] (mecha comm)

[allhailrobotnik.livejournal.com]

[Static and popping. That is the first thing to come from this new comm, followed by beeps and boops that only come from a robot. And with those beeps and boops comes a flat, very slightly nasally mechanical voice. The voice does not seem to notices their comm is on.]

SCANNING...COORDINATES UNKNOWN. ANOMALIES DETECTED WITHIN A TEN MILE RADIUS. ANOMALY NATURE: UNKNOWN.

THIS IS NOT KNOTHO--

[Then came another beep, followed by a static hiss. Whether it was the communicator of the droning voice, is unknown. However, there is a change in the robots voice as he speaks again. He sounds...almost insulted.]

LARGE OVERLANDER PRESENCE DETECTED. THE ENERGY OUTPUT IS BEYOND KNOWN LEVELS...

[A pause, followed some whirring sounds.]

...MY SCHEMATICS HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO FIT AN OVERLANDER PROFILE.

UNACCEPTABLE. LORD ROBOTNIK WILL NOT BE PLEASED TO HEAR ABOUT THIS. I MUST DEBATE MY OPTIONS CAREFULLY BEFORE PROCEEDING!

INITIATING INTERNAL DATA SEARCH FOR OPTIONS...

[There is a moment of silence, as if the comm had been turned off without a second thought. However, the silence is broken by static and a long beeping sound which indicates some kind of process being done - and then, finally, picture. The video has been activated, and in the screen there is only a glowing red pupil staring at the screen under what looks to be a blue and grey helmet. There is no emotion in the eye.

The mechanical voice speaks again with a hint of smugness evident even under the artificiality of the tone.]

CITIZENS. YOU HAVE ONE HOUR TO GIVE YOURSELVES UP FOR RELOCATION TO THE CITY OF ROBOTROPOLIS. IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY YOU AND YOUR CITY WILL BE LIQUIDATED. THIS WILL BE YOUR ONLY WARNING.

ALL HAIL ROBOTNIK!

[click]

Comments

[notsoloyal]

Who is Robotnik?

[allhailrobotnik.livejournal.com]

[notsoloyal]

You have the wrong universe, your little ruler is not here. And I am not surrendering.

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

...

Who are you, anyway?

[allhailrobotnik.livejournal.com]

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

No.

I suggest you go soak your head.

[voice]

[notadartboard]

...is this the invasion everyone's been waiting for? One guy? That's it? What a letdown.

[voice]

[allhailrobotnik.livejournal.com]

[voice]

[notadartboard]

Uh huh. Yeah, the guys in funny capes have been chafing at the bit to beat something down the last couple of weeks, I think I'm going to leave it to them. I have cookies in the oven anyway.

[Voice]

[newbvampire]

You'd better back off right now! No one is relocating, and you are not going to hurt this city. I'm only going to give you this one warning!

[Video]

[allhailrobotnik.livejournal.com]

[The robot-looking fellow staring back at his comm looks unamused.]

[Video]

[newbvampire]

[The woman who comes on the screen is flashing a badge.]

Don't push me! I have things that can take care of something like you.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

okay, so

one time i was really having a go at it, the bed was shaking and everything, could barely even hear ourselves screaming out, having a wild time, yeah

when all of a sudden my brain starts thinking about gilbert gottfried

and all i can think of is him screeching, squinting, sweat poring over his body, as he has sex with god knows who, all

AND HERE COMES MY FUCKING COCK! LORD HAVE MERCY ON EVERYONE, MY GODDAMN STINK RACKED GENITALIA ARE FLOPPING ALL OVER YOUR FISHY MANDIBLE

and then i threw up

that was one of the worst nights, easily

[allhailrobotnik.livejournal.com]

[allhailrobotnik.livejournal.com]

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

what, seriously

man, you're just worthy of reruns, then

time to go find some pictures of fat animals

voice;

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

Yeah you do that, buddy. You do that.

...The hell kind of name is "Robotnik" anyway?

Voice

[allhailrobotnik.livejournal.com]

Voice

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

... No it ain't. Dumbass. You're on the wrong universe for that.

voice;

[spiritgun]

[Yusuke is laughing so hard he's strained his stomach muscles. He's completely out of breath.]

Robotnik...what? [And...yep, back to laughing. Because he's kind of a jerk like that.]

Re: voice;

[allhailrobotnik.livejournal.com]

voice; that's only encouraging him.

[spiritgun]

Sure, why not? [Still just...giggling weakly.]

[Video]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

(He actually seems a little sympathetic towards the poor robot)

Whoever this Robotnik guy is? Not here.

...Was he smart enough to program in some kind of protocol that lets you act in case of his absence or death?

[Video]

[allhailrobotnik.livejournal.com]

[Not exactly what Pokey asked.]

[Video]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

No, it really won't. Whatever army he had? You're it. You're all that's here.

Don't you have some kind of stealth or reconnaissance mode you could go into instead?