capeandcowl | 03 ✏ [voice]

Hey howdy hey, boys and girls, Woody here, newbie imPort and now new police recruit extraordinaire. I figure I best put my services out there, so if any of you end up needing aid, y'got an extra name added to that list of helpers. I'm here to serve and no request is too big or small for this cowboy, so anythin' you think needs bringing up, give me a shout, police related or not.

Ha-hey, on an unrelated note, anyone know some place a guy can get himself a horse? I'm feelin' a little low without my trusty steed around and I sure as heck don't have one of those drivin' licences to get myself a car with.

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For those who don't know me, howdy! Your good Captain Cheney hired me few days ago now an' I'm rearin' to go. Been looking' into a few cases on the network and in the station, but any help or info you got on current affairs would be mightily appreciated. I'm sure the lot of you have plenty on your workload, so let me know if you need an extra pair of hands. Plus I like to think of myself as the go to guy for a bit of easy recon and infiltration work. Until then, I'll just try and sort out some of this filing. And your desks. And the evidence rooms. This place needs a serious spring clean, partners.

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Security, huh? Good job to be in.

Now lessee, takin' into account storage and new rooms and all that, it's gotta be over the fifty year mark. Boyohboy, that sure makes me feel old.

[Storage? New Rooms? Oh wait, yeah, he was talking to a toy. Which felt a bit strange to hear he was on the police force. But he's trying not to judge.]

Fifty years? You shouldn't let it age you, I've been on the force for 57 myself. It's refreshing to have another member who's been in the service for a while.

Hoboy, nice to know I'm not the only old timer. Still, this is waaaaay~ different from what I'm used to, gotta admit.

[And Aaron hardly looks a day over 40.]

We're all out of our element some way or another.

Guess so, ain't a-one that can really be used to all this weirdness, I reckon.

Some more than others, but certainly not in its entirety.

There's no doubt to the challenge it all provides.

I kinda like it. Give you something to think about and do.

Then I believe you'll find quite a lot to think about here.

Officer Woody, I look forward to working with you. I will see you around the precinct.

Likewise, partner. I'll be seein' ya.