03 ✏ [voice]

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

Hey howdy hey, boys and girls, Woody here, newbie imPort and now new police recruit extraordinaire. I figure I best put my services out there, so if any of you end up needing aid, y'got an extra name added to that list of helpers. I'm here to serve and no request is too big or small for this cowboy, so anythin' you think needs bringing up, give me a shout, police related or not.

Ha-hey, on an unrelated note, anyone know some place a guy can get himself a horse? I'm feelin' a little low without my trusty steed around and I sure as heck don't have one of those drivin' licences to get myself a car with.

[Police Filter]
For those who don't know me, howdy! Your good Captain Cheney hired me few days ago now an' I'm rearin' to go. Been looking' into a few cases on the network and in the station, but any help or info you got on current affairs would be mightily appreciated. I'm sure the lot of you have plenty on your workload, so let me know if you need an extra pair of hands. Plus I like to think of myself as the go to guy for a bit of easy recon and infiltration work. Until then, I'll just try and sort out some of this filing. And your desks. And the evidence rooms. This place needs a serious spring clean, partners.

Comments

/clueless response

[herecomestheme.livejournal.com]

A horse?

The Park. There are some there.

/clueless reply :D

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

To buy?!

[video]

[soultospare.livejournal.com]

I've seen cops on horseback now and again throughout the City. I'm fairly sure that they have their own, like... stable of special police horses? You may want to start by asking about that. Other than that, probably try the phonebook, or craigslist.

...you will be riding the horse while in human form, correct?

[video]

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

Those are good places to start. I like your thinkin', deputy.

Y'think I might be a lil' too small for riding it while as a toy?

[video]

[soultospare.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure, actually. I imagine there would be issues with steering or sudden stops if you couldn't pull the reigns hard enough. But then, my horseback experience pretty much consisted of pony rides when I was a kid. I'm not exactly an expert.

[Police Filer]

[grey1911.livejournal.com]

[Aaron keeps a meticulous desk, thanks. He gets grumpy when people move his things out of order.]

Welcome to the department.

[Police Filter]

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

Thanks. And you are?

[Police Filter]

[grey1911.livejournal.com]

Detective Aaron Grey.

I might have a few suggestions if you do intend to improve the organization of the department files.

[Police Filter,Voice]

[newbvampire]

[Seras' desk isn't messy, it's just covered in meticiously done paperwork she hasn't gotten around to filing yet. Oh, and a bobblehead of an LAPD cop.]

Um, hello I'm Officer Victoria, and it's nice to meet you.

[Police Filter,Voice]

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

Well, hey there, nice to meet you too. Glad to hear a few friendly voices.

[Police Filter,Voice]

[newbvampire]

Glad I could make you feel welcome. I know how intimidating it can be being the new person on the force.

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

There is the mounted unit.

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

You got that right. Might be worth seein' what they think of a newbie.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

You don't have a license?

Hm. It's not that difficult to learn. And you can certainly go more places with a car than you can a horse. Legally, at least.

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

Can't really see myself behind the wheel. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer a horse.

[voice forever]

[yeoldeblowjob.livejournal.com]

[an almost surreally long pause as this is pondered, deeply. it's very very important. probably not for the same reason as most, though.]


. . . Woody, you say?

[voice forever]

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

Yup, Sheriff Woody. Howdy.

voice

[helokitynkevlar.livejournal.com]

Wow, they fucking rope cops in fast, don't they?

voice

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

Quite a mouth y'got on you there, missy. Don't think I got roped in so much as jumped straight in myself.

[Voice] HOW HAVE I MISSED YOUR ENTRY SOB STUPID HIATUS

[spacetimeprime.livejournal.com]

Those...four legged creatures, correct?

I'm afraid not. I've only seen so many in this City, either way...

[Voice] its okay bb i forgive you

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

Don't seem many around in these big cities. Shame really. Darn trustworthy mode of transport and a great friend to have too.

Voice

[out_of_time]

[Desperately trying to process the fact that there's a toy on the force now. Failing miserably.]

...Jack Bauer, Woody. Good to meet you.

Voice

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

It's a pleasure. I take it I'll be seein' you 'round the station?

[Police Filter]

[nyc-detective.livejournal.com]

Welcome aboard, cowboy.

[Police Filter]

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

Thank you kindly, ma'am. It's an honor to be on the team.