03 ✏ [voice]

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

Hey howdy hey, boys and girls, Woody here, newbie imPort and now new police recruit extraordinaire. I figure I best put my services out there, so if any of you end up needing aid, y'got an extra name added to that list of helpers. I'm here to serve and no request is too big or small for this cowboy, so anythin' you think needs bringing up, give me a shout, police related or not.

Ha-hey, on an unrelated note, anyone know some place a guy can get himself a horse? I'm feelin' a little low without my trusty steed around and I sure as heck don't have one of those drivin' licences to get myself a car with.

[Police Filter]
For those who don't know me, howdy! Your good Captain Cheney hired me few days ago now an' I'm rearin' to go. Been looking' into a few cases on the network and in the station, but any help or info you got on current affairs would be mightily appreciated. I'm sure the lot of you have plenty on your workload, so let me know if you need an extra pair of hands. Plus I like to think of myself as the go to guy for a bit of easy recon and infiltration work. Until then, I'll just try and sort out some of this filing. And your desks. And the evidence rooms. This place needs a serious spring clean, partners.

Comments

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

Well, 'fore all this, I was a toy. Still can be, thankfully.

[yeoldeblowjob.livejournal.com]

A toy? I wast not aware that such things were sentient.

Ah, thou hast the ability to shift thineself between forms? Please, elaborate! What hast thou done to earn such a power? [a.k.a. HOW COME YOU CAN STILL DIGIVOLVE HRM HRM]

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

Most people aren't. We tend to try and keep it that way. ... Except me tellin' you that whole big secret.

I dunno how I do it to be fair, pal. Jus' kind of want it to happen and it does. Like I-- like I imagine it y'know?

[yeoldeblowjob.livejournal.com]

Eeeuugh. Oh, if only desire t'were enough to power most everything. Very well then. My thanks to thee, t'is most kind of you to share.

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

Hey, no problem. My guess is you're trying not to be human too, huh?

[yeoldeblowjob.livejournal.com]

Verily. Of course, those with the ability to adapt shalt always succeed.

[pullmychord.livejournal.com]

Got that right, pal. Seems like the only way to survive in a place like this.