capeandcowl | 03 ✏ [voice]

Hey howdy hey, boys and girls, Woody here, newbie imPort and now new police recruit extraordinaire. I figure I best put my services out there, so if any of you end up needing aid, y'got an extra name added to that list of helpers. I'm here to serve and no request is too big or small for this cowboy, so anythin' you think needs bringing up, give me a shout, police related or not.

Ha-hey, on an unrelated note, anyone know some place a guy can get himself a horse? I'm feelin' a little low without my trusty steed around and I sure as heck don't have one of those drivin' licences to get myself a car with.

[Police Filter]
For those who don't know me, howdy! Your good Captain Cheney hired me few days ago now an' I'm rearin' to go. Been looking' into a few cases on the network and in the station, but any help or info you got on current affairs would be mightily appreciated. I'm sure the lot of you have plenty on your workload, so let me know if you need an extra pair of hands. Plus I like to think of myself as the go to guy for a bit of easy recon and infiltration work. Until then, I'll just try and sort out some of this filing. And your desks. And the evidence rooms. This place needs a serious spring clean, partners.

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[he flips on the video function, a thin smile on his face]

Not at present, I am afraid.

But you were?

My alternate mode was a Cybertronian Space Cruiser.

-a space jet, if you will.

[beat]

I will explain further. I am part of the race that calls themselves 'Transformers', robotic life forms capable of transforming ourselves from a standard form to a vehicular one. The Porter has seen fit to give myself and others human form - possibly to better fit in with this world.

Transformers? Robots in disguise?

[and Vector just /smiles/ knowingly]

Precisely.

You've heard some of the stories, I would guess?

Eeh, knew a few of your sort back in the 80s. Great guys. Pretty easily broken though.

Were they the ones with the metallic colors (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Gold_Plastic_Syndrome)?

Y'know, a few of them were, yeah. Lot of 'em just got transformed a few too many times, I guess. Real sad to see them go.

So...you knew them, when they were yet made of plastic?

[have Vector peering at you curious. he knows very well that he's been made in to toys, but the toys being, well, sentient...that's news to him]

I knew them as plastic...

Intriguing. Did they still have sparks? [NOW you've got his attention, mist-]

Ah, forgive me. My name is Vector Prime.

Uh, there weren't any sparking ones. There was another robot that sparked though!

Oh, howdy! Always forget about the introducing bit.

...I'll take that as a no. I've known about some dimensions holding toy mock-ups of Transformers for some time, but to think that these toys were sentient...

All toys are sentient. We just don't tend to share that information.

...you weather quite a lot of abuse with quite a little amount of complaining, if that is the case.

[congrats, Sheriff! you've made a demigod's head spin a little.]

It's in the job description. And it's worth every minute of it.

[now, /that/, he can understand.]

Ah.

Then I am glad you find such joy in being what you are.

Wouldn't change it for the world, pal. Although, being human has it's uses too... y'know, for reaching top shelves and openin' doors and the like.

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[Video] i love this guy i can break his own walls c:

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[Video] canon crack, baby.

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