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[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

so this place is rapidly becoming more meta and also a bit buck rogers

i mean, my love life is already pretty much a freakshow, but now the sci-fi spin has been amped up and ex-girlfriends from another universe are getting brought back around, only they don't remember me

i'm sure there's some books to be made about this

and that someone out there is probably watching with rapt attention, maybe writing awful fanfiction

hahahahaha

this whole place is an inter-dimensional soap opera

that's fucking hilarious

sweeps week is goddamn ragnarok

maybe robots re-enacting oedipus rex, too

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[iamjaimesommers.livejournal.com]

... you know, that was the most sensible explanation of this place I've heard.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

it's a pretty easy view to get used to when you're made up

[iamjaimesommers.livejournal.com]

I think if I start believing I'm a fictional character I might go a little too far off the deep end there.

Then again, in a place like this, who's to say I already haven't?

[Text; Translated]

[heavenlychain.livejournal.com]

It is good to know that someone else shares in the ironic amusement.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

slap that smug flavored dick outta your mouth and talk like you're actually enjoying yourself

i ain't running no trains with generic juice egotism

[heavenlychain.livejournal.com]

...I beg your pardon?

I enjoy aspects of this place, but I have always spoken this way.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

that is problematic

also boring

maybe we could at least make it funny when you talk like that

make you wear a fat little corgi on your head

and a floofy little cravat

sir piddingswell chubbypuppy of cornwall wants to share his opinion

hee hee

chubbypuppy

[heavenlychain.livejournal.com]

I have a cat handy, but no dogs, I'm afraid.

I must draw the line at a monocle, however.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

the monocle is for one eye

so we'll put it where you keep your one eye

[heavenlychain.livejournal.com]

No monocles at all, please.

Shall I make up a name for you, as well? Or is the creative name meant to be an insult?

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

nah, my regular name is ridiculous enough

[heavenlychain.livejournal.com]

I see. Names are powerful things, though. To name is to know, and to know is to control.

I have often wondered if this is why parents insist on names that ill-fit their children.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

god dammit you're careening right back into boring land

stick with me

we're going to get you through this

do you enjoy sports

[heavenlychain.livejournal.com]

I have never had occasion to play.

I know something about football - ah, excuse me, "soccer".

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

okay that's a start

i could probably work from there towards jamming you full of enough rum to actually be fun-esque

[heavenlychain.livejournal.com]

...Rum?

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

god you're making this hard

[heavenlychain.livejournal.com]

That is not my intent.

Perhaps if I were to record myself tap dancing with a cat you would find it more entertaining?

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

the point is not to entertain me

not specifically, anyway

it is rock that attitude into somewhere less boring in general

though

hold on

how old are you

[heavenlychain.livejournal.com]

A little over six months old.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

fanfuckingtastic

we're into supernatural territory now

fuckkkkkkkkkkk

[heavenlychain.livejournal.com]

If you wish to call it that. It is simple reality to me.

Perhaps the basics, then? Do you prefer coffee, or tea? Daylight, or moonlight? Or venturing into "fun-eque", do panties make suitable party hats?

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[stealthvirus.livejournal.com]

What do you mean meta

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

less like regular life

more like my old life

in that it feels like fiction

[stealthvirus.livejournal.com]

Any reason it's rapidly becoming so

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

perhaps because now i feel it more personally applying to me

which is admittedly awfully short sighted and selfish, but hey

[taughttolisten.livejournal.com]

Remind me to look up Buck Rogers.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

okay

look up buck rogers

[taughttolisten.livejournal.com]

You never cease to be useful in refreshing and interesting ways.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

i am a cavalcade of originality

no seriously, though, let's get high and write philosophic manifestos again

i wanna see if i can perfect communism

[taughttolisten.livejournal.com]

Only if there's a good clean wall nearby for transcribing ideas. Though I'm not sure communism is quite so circular as our last discussion.

[meowminx]

Porter has a lousy sense of humor, doesn't it?

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

what can i do, really

pretty much get over the initial awkwardness and then laugh about it

that's all you can do sometimes

laugh

i've had worse encounters with exes

and worse ways to break up too than separated by an omnipotent machine

[meowminx]

Yeah, they usually die for me.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

you do play a dangerous life

[meowminx]

Guess I do.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

how many times have you wanted to give it up

[meowminx]

A few. Not easy to do in your hometown.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

mmm

you and i haven't actually spent real face to face time together in awhile

i think i can squeeze one last summer drop out of my skull

[meowminx]

I could swing by the bar this weekend.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

no, no, not the bar

different idea

do you enjoy hikes

rock climbing, maybe

[meowminx]

Not too different from roof climbing.

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

I can't wait for the cameras to show up, then.

[boogaroos.livejournal.com]

..Your exxie's here?

voice

[slingshots]

So if this place is a soap, what's your role?