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so this place is rapidly becoming more meta and also a bit buck rogers

i mean, my love life is already pretty much a freakshow, but now the sci-fi spin has been amped up and ex-girlfriends from another universe are getting brought back around, only they don't remember me

i'm sure there's some books to be made about this

and that someone out there is probably watching with rapt attention, maybe writing awful fanfiction

hahahahaha

this whole place is an inter-dimensional soap opera

that's fucking hilarious

sweeps week is goddamn ragnarok

maybe robots re-enacting oedipus rex, too

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nah, my regular name is ridiculous enough

I see. Names are powerful things, though. To name is to know, and to know is to control.

I have often wondered if this is why parents insist on names that ill-fit their children.

god dammit you're careening right back into boring land

stick with me

we're going to get you through this

do you enjoy sports

I have never had occasion to play.

I know something about football - ah, excuse me, "soccer".

okay that's a start

i could probably work from there towards jamming you full of enough rum to actually be fun-esque

...Rum?

god you're making this hard

That is not my intent.

Perhaps if I were to record myself tap dancing with a cat you would find it more entertaining?

the point is not to entertain me

not specifically, anyway

it is rock that attitude into somewhere less boring in general

though

hold on

how old are you

A little over six months old.

fanfuckingtastic

we're into supernatural territory now

fuckkkkkkkkkkk

If you wish to call it that. It is simple reality to me.

Perhaps the basics, then? Do you prefer coffee, or tea? Daylight, or moonlight? Or venturing into "fun-eque", do panties make suitable party hats?

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