010 [Voice] You Guys Keeps Me In Stitches...

[wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com]

Lupin here...

You guys really didn't have to stop me and the Joker from engaging in mutually assured destruction, not that I don't appreciate the thought. So am I heading back to prison once I get out of the hospital here? Or is this one of those cases where you let me have a head start if promise not to steal anything that doesn't belong to a gangster, super villain, or nazi bank account?

Comments

[creampuffedly.livejournal.com]

... what?!

[wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com]

It's nothing major really just some... flesh wounds. I've had worse done to me.

[creampuffedly.livejournal.com]

How could you be so blatantly horrible?!

[wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com]

Look I may be a thief... and a damned good one at that but horrible is a strong word.

Did I word that wrong? They don't teach you what Mutually Assured Destruction means in schools these days?

[creampuffedly.livejournal.com]

But you're still a thief!!

[wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com]

So was the Scarlet Pimpernel, Raffles, and my Grandfather... your point?

[creampuffedly.livejournal.com]

You're still a horrible person! How could you behave in such a way?!

[wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com]

Thievery is illegal and usually amoral yes... but it's not like I'm one of those idiots who stick-up gas stations for money.

The things I take are generally lost treasures or belong to people that are much worse than myself.

[creampuffedly.livejournal.com]

... oh?

[wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com]

Look in the grand scheme of things taking a few jewels and gold trinkets from a vicious gangster like the head of the Foreman mob, or egomaniac like the one that brought us here really doesn't cause that much harm.

Worse crimes than mine happen on Wallstreet all the time.

[apathynotenvy.livejournal.com]

Girl, if thieves are your idea of blatantly horrible, then you must not get out much.

[creampuffedly.livejournal.com]

I don't care if it's something small, it's still wrong! I'm well aware worse things happen, I fix worse things, but just because people kill and it's a tragedy doesn't mean it isn't also horrible when people steal!

[voice]

[apathynotenvy.livejournal.com]

[laughter]

You sound very naive, girl. You fix worse things?

[creampuffedly.livejournal.com]

I'm a healer.

Do not underestimate me, you'd be gravely wrong to.

[voice]

[apathynotenvy.livejournal.com]

Other than your remarkable naivete, I have yet to form an opinion one way or another.

What is your name, little healer girl?

[meowminx]

Depends on if they do it with style.

[creampuffedly.livejournal.com]

A bad deed is a bad deed is a bad deed!

[apathynotenvy.livejournal.com]

What brand of idiot are you?

[wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com]

A premium brand with roots going back a century ago...

[apathynotenvy.livejournal.com]

Only a century? Shame. Would have thought you'd grown some sense in the meantime.

[wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com]

It's a family name. Some say that I'm the black sheep of the family or the white sheep depending on how you look at the situation.

[apathynotenvy.livejournal.com]

Black sheep or not, you are idiotic to think you can kill the Joker. Shoot him all you like, it will do no good. The man feels no pain.

[wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com]

I know that very well... now. Next time I won't make the mistake of thinking I could just knee-cap him.

And he's un-hurtable. Not un-killable.

[apathynotenvy.livejournal.com]

Something will get in the way. Something always does.

[wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com]

Something always gets in the way whenever someone like him tries to kill me it seems... Perhaps if I ever meet him again it will once again be a stalemate.