Test Results One [Voice]

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

Well, damn. The least he could do would be to let me finish my lunch. That could’ve been the best sandwich I ever ate.

…I’ll miss you, Ham on Rye.

Still, I can’t believe I just met Iron Man! It’s been a while since Turk and I last saw that movie. I wonder if he’s here too…

Just gotta get my cell phone and ring him up…

[There is a rustle of fabric as JD fumbles through his Scrubs pockets]

…Anyone here know where a guy can get better reception? Or a sandwich?

Comments

[shesnotgoogle.livejournal.com]

Most phones from back where-ever you call home don't really work here, sorry to say.

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

...So much for a reunion with C-bear.

[shesnotgoogle.livejournal.com]

Sorry about that.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Y'know, you can always dig around in a dumpster for a bit, if you want a sandwich that badly.

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

I've learned from an experience Spring Break of freshman year never to try that again.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Heh. Sure, sometimes you take a bite of somethin' that makes you vomit for three days straight an' then break out in a cold sweat, but you ain't even gonna get anywhere if you don't try. Dive in, grab something without too much mould on it, and hope whoever was eatin' it last didn't spit in it too much.

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

...Or I could just fish five bucks out of my pocket

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Shit, so you've got money. No need to show off.

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey. No need to get unnecessary food poisoning.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Dunno, a slight risk of food poisoning kinda beats starving to death.

[notnickfury.livejournal.com]

Woah woah, back up. Iron Man movie? Seriously? I mean, there were all those rumors for years, but I'd pretty much given up all hope.

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

You haven't heard of it?

Man, Turk and I even painted our hospital lawyer red and gold to celebrate!

[notnickfury.livejournal.com]

Gimmie a year. People here are from all over time and space.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID B:

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

...Really?

...NO? :o

[notnickfury.livejournal.com]

Really. I, for example, hail from the glorious year of 2005, when... all sorts of stuff happened.

You're the first person to set off JD's power, yaaay :D

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

[He's not really paying attention, as JD is thinking about a T-Rex and Genghis Khan in a carpool with Marilyn Monroe]

[notnickfury.livejournal.com]

Earth to guy with the info on the Iron Man movie? Hello?

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be hard to fit a T-Rex into a coupe, though?

[notnickfury.livejournal.com]

Uh. Probably?

Okay, look. Fo. Cus. What year does the Iron Man movie come out. Very important and essential info here.

[as-a-grand-joke.livejournal.com]

I have never heard a man express such woe for a sandwich. You must be proud.

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

I gotta give credit where it's due.

[as-a-grand-joke.livejournal.com]

I'm sure your late lunch appreciates the sentiment.

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[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

You can have some of my jelly-toe-jam-and-chicken sandwich.

[voice]

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

Toe jam?

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah.

It's real good, but you can have it.

I've got socks, so it's all okay!

[voice]

[littlestbastich.livejournal.com]

[grumbly mcgrumblepants] Feh. So this fraggin' porter of Iron-butt only coughs up a legit hero once every twenty tries? An' this board gets clogged up with alla tha useless and noisy bastiches that came along the last nineteen. Fan-fraggin'-tastic.

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[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

...Hi

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[littlestbastich.livejournal.com]

Any more pearls o' useless information y'gonna spew out for all ta hear, Hamn'rye?

He is so dead isn't he [voice]

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

...Just curious. Have you ever been or met a Leprechaun?

LMFAO IDEC I AM SO ALIVE BECAUSE OF YOU. [voice]

[littlestbastich.livejournal.com]

Th'frag's that got t'do with anythin'?

FFFF OH JD YOU SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS. [voice]

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

You sound a lot like that guy from the Lucky Charms commercials.

LIGHT OF MY LIFE. [voice]

[littlestbastich.livejournal.com]

[the long pause™ trademarked for Kon and Bart is now specially for you!]

...Folks letcha know yer an idiot, right?

. [voice]

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

That's Doctor idiot to you.

[voice]

[littlestbastich.livejournal.com]

An' your power's t'spew out nonsense? While being a doctor?

[wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com]

There's a coffee shop cafe on 9th a short walk from the apartment called Camille Macchiato's. The sandwiches are quite nice just order any of the weirdo vegetarian stuff on the menu.

[immortalitea.livejournal.com]

Oh, not only did he port you in here without warning, but he did it during lunch? The fiend!

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

I know!

[bythreadalone.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, wait, wait: back up the funbus.

Tony got a movie too?

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

There's a sequel coming out in the not-too-distant future

[bythreadalone.livejournal.com]

You're kidding me.

[permanewbie.livejournal.com]

Most superheroes with titles ending in 'man' get a movie at one point or another.