routine 01 [voice]

[sisterfelicity]

Well, I gotta say, if you guys all wanted me to come perform here I would have been happy to even without being teleported! And hey - tall, cranky and covered in metal? Try asking a girl first before you yank her away from a nice visit to her home in the middle of the night.

Seriously though? I'm flattered that the steel guy thinks I'm a hero, but I'm not sure that's the word I'd use. I'm just a catwoman trying to make her way up in the world, that's all. Besides, I don't know if the superhero thing is really for me! I don't look too good in spandex underwear and capes, thanks - I can hear the costume designers crying about that one already.

I'd love to help out, sure, and honestly I don't mind the relocating too much. But I think I'll have to talk to my agent before I get myself into anything like this.

Well, my name's Felicia. No using that silly made-up name for me, I don't have anything to hide.

Comments

[meowminx]

You're a what?

[sisterfelicity]

A catwoman?

[meowminx]

Black Cat?

[notthebatman.livejournal.com]

Spandex is overrated anyway. It looks ridiculous, no matter who it's on.

I'm Harvey Dent. Welcome to the city.

[sisterfelicity]

I dunno, there may yet be some lucky people who can pull it off.

Nice to meet you too! Just "the city", though?

[notthebatman.livejournal.com]

As for the rest of us, we just look like idiots.

I think so. I don't think it has a name.

[voice]

[needmorerope.livejournal.com]

Not all of us wear capes... Then again, maybe that's just a hero thing...

...Never claimed to be one of them...

[voice]

[sisterfelicity]

He doesn't seem to be so good with the hero detecting, huh.

[voice]

[needmorerope.livejournal.com]

...No...

Have you ever thought about trying out for cats...? ... I bet they'd love you...

[immortalitea.livejournal.com]

Your, ah, agent? What talents do you sell?

[sisterfelicity]

Singing, dancing, and acting!

I'm going to be a star someday. But I'm still looking for my big break.

[immortalitea.livejournal.com]

I see. So when you say agent, you really do mean agent.

Well, I hope you find a new one quickly. But from what I've seen, this is the town to try your luck.

[Voice]

[wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com]

That is a lovely voice you have there...

The official story as to why we're here is that something happened to all of the city's police and rather than call the national guard like someone like common sense he brings in a bunch of people at random from other worlds.

I don't buy it.

[Voice]

[sisterfelicity]

[she laughs at that] Thank you! Good thing, too, wouldn't be much of an entertainer if I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.

That does sound pretty fishy to me. Why would they all vanish like that?

[Voice]

[wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com]

No one really seems to know and investigation seems to be hampered by the fact Iron Man's brought over a good deal of psychos, evil clowns, and outright monsters. Almost as if he's trying to balance the scales.

So just what kind of job is "catwoman?"

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

You're a kitty?












Is it Halloween already?

[voice]

[sisterfelicity]

Part kitty. All kitty when I want to be.

Nope, not last I checked!

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

Oooohhhhh.






Can I keep you?

CanIcanIcanIcanI?

I've always wanted a kittylady of my very own!

[sexy-starplayer.livejournal.com]

A little pussycat come out to play, hmm?

[sisterfelicity]

More like dragged by the tail!

[sexy-starplayer.livejournal.com]

Oh, they didn't pull too hard, did they? Really should be more gentle on a kitten.

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

Good luck trying to contact your agent, unless he comes through the porter.

I'm glad you're happy to help out!

[sisterfelicity]

Yeah, that's what I figured. It's too bad, she was really helpful...

I always want to help people! I just want others to be happy too.

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you, Felicia!

Not all of us are heroes. I don't have any useful powers, and I kind of lost my 'costume' way before I came here.

[sisterfelicity]

Same for you! What's your name?

You don't have to have powers to be a hero, but I'll bet it helps.

Can't get a new one?