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[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

Anyone seen James Jesse, our illustrious Trickster, lately? Been trying to raise him on the comm, but no luck.

And for those of you who will weep bitter tears of disappointment at an otherwise entirely boring post, have a riddle:
what's brown and sounds like a bell?

In order to keep it, you must first give it. What is it?

What has a head and a tail, but no body?

The man who built it, doesn't want it for himself. The man who bought it, doesn't need it for himself. The man who needs it, never sees it for himself. What is it?

A family has 7 children, half of whom are boys. How can this be possible?

Crack my spine and gutter me and you will learn nothing of the future, but much of the past. What am I?

How far can a bear walk into the woods?

Where can you find roads without cars, forests without trees, and cities without buildings?

How did John legally marry six women, without divorcing any of them, or any of them dying?

There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good.

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or am I lying?

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[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

I sense that you are both insane and bored.

I have an idea!

Go find your bike.

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[deadthenred]

Nah. I gotta feeling it'll come to me.

Bit rich for the flying-motorcycle dip to call me insane.

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[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

...Did you just call me a 'dip?'

Who are you? Are you single?

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[deadthenred]

I'm Bucky. Which usually inspires throngs of adoring fans, parades, the cowering of my enemies, the whole bit. Hasn't caught on here yet, but I'm sure it's just a matter of time.

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[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

Yeah they don't throng here, really. I've seen queues and something vaguely like a mob, but this place can't quite get it's thronging together.

Do you do anything in particular, Bucky, to warrant such devotion? Grand adventures, dizzying victories, and so forth?

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[deadthenred]

Et cetera et cetera, yeah.