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[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

Anyone seen James Jesse, our illustrious Trickster, lately? Been trying to raise him on the comm, but no luck.

And for those of you who will weep bitter tears of disappointment at an otherwise entirely boring post, have a riddle:
what's brown and sounds like a bell?

In order to keep it, you must first give it. What is it?

What has a head and a tail, but no body?

The man who built it, doesn't want it for himself. The man who bought it, doesn't need it for himself. The man who needs it, never sees it for himself. What is it?

A family has 7 children, half of whom are boys. How can this be possible?

Crack my spine and gutter me and you will learn nothing of the future, but much of the past. What am I?

How far can a bear walk into the woods?

Where can you find roads without cars, forests without trees, and cities without buildings?

How did John legally marry six women, without divorcing any of them, or any of them dying?

There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good.

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or am I lying?

Comments

[watchmysmoke.livejournal.com]

[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

Yes. I was a few more weeks of pestering away from being his devoted sidekick. Or at least That Kid He Let Hang Around All The Time Because Magic is Useful and Jokes are Funny.

[watchmysmoke.livejournal.com]

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[thelionharted.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Is it possibly your face?

Because I'm sure I could make that happen.

[text]

[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

Lies. You could make my face sound like a crushed melon, or a cracked dragon egg, or a rock covered in cold-cuts being struck repeatedly with a club, sure, but there is nothing remotely bell-like about my head at all.

Anyway, this is serious. I thought maybe he'd let us share his workshop for Project Phoenix (also: I think we left some of the Suspiciously Hagrid-Shaped Twig Bundles at the cabin) since he let me help him some with the invisibility engine for my bike. And of course because he adores me, obviously.

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[thelionharted.livejournal.com]

That's what transfiguration is for, mate. Don't worry. I wouldn't do that to you. Probably.

Right, well, what's he look like? I'll keep an eye out, somehow, whilst I am languishing over here with ice.

[voice]

[deadthenred]

Dung.

[voice]

[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT WORK, FIVE POINTS!

Guess I'd better put a new one up there.

[voice]

[deadthenred]

Why do I figure these points aren't gonna be worth anything?

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Trust.

[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

Very close!

permavid.

[psychomancy]

To the second riddle, is it a coin?

Permavid, check!

[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

Third, but yes!

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose you would accept a guess from me.

[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

I am eating one of your muffins, right now, so...yes.

[ennoble.livejournal.com]

You like riddles?

[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

Hey. Yeah, they're alright. Seemed like a thing to do.

text;

[reasontoexist.livejournal.com]

Are you entertained?

Re: text;

[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

Well I wasn't at first, but it's alright now.

And how are you, o salamander?

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

He one a them mormons?

[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

Even if he was, polygamy is illegal for purposes of the joke.

[meowminx]

Mm. Let me know if you hear from Tricky.

[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

Will do. I just...how do we know if it's him being Ported out or if something happened to him?

voice;

[formidophobia.livejournal.com]

[blandly] Water, fire, earth, and wind.

Permavoice

[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

Yes.


...Hi.