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[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

Anyone seen James Jesse, our illustrious Trickster, lately? Been trying to raise him on the comm, but no luck.

And for those of you who will weep bitter tears of disappointment at an otherwise entirely boring post, have a riddle:
what's brown and sounds like a bell?

In order to keep it, you must first give it. What is it?

What has a head and a tail, but no body?

The man who built it, doesn't want it for himself. The man who bought it, doesn't need it for himself. The man who needs it, never sees it for himself. What is it?

A family has 7 children, half of whom are boys. How can this be possible?

Crack my spine and gutter me and you will learn nothing of the future, but much of the past. What am I?

How far can a bear walk into the woods?

Where can you find roads without cars, forests without trees, and cities without buildings?

How did John legally marry six women, without divorcing any of them, or any of them dying?

There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good.

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or am I lying?

Comments

[formidophobia.livejournal.com]

I imagine you don't compare anyone favorably to your mother.

Not particularly.

[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

Yeah well. Sometimes I don't like being told I'm a disappointment for- anyway.

I don't care what they say, I'm not going to stop trying to help. ...If you let me.

[formidophobia.livejournal.com]

I didn't say you were a disappointment, I said I was disa--[pause.] I lost control. I apologize.

Yes, well. So long as he doesn't mind, I have no objection.

[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

Well no, everyone was having a go at Nico, you'd every right to be up in arms. I took it personally and I'm sorry too.

Is he all...settled and everything?

[formidophobia.livejournal.com]

I ...find that I don't care particularly for bullies. [that much is said in a really soft and calm tone, unlike most oft he things he gets passionate about.]

Yes, he's fine. You don't have to worry about that.

[purmoncul.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Some people are awful and the only thing for it is to get the first shot in.

Great. Well, if you...need anything. You know.