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[molotovmartinis.livejournal.com]

Some questions from a would-be helpful newcomer, if you will. Answer one, a few, all, or none, as you please.

1. Explain, if you would, your choice of alias.
2. Do you run a business? What kind?
3. Tell me something you need.
4. What, if any, is your experience with magic?

To explain: I am curious about #1. For #2, my own business is far from ready, but I have kept in mind the conversations I had previously. #3, I'd like to be helpful. #4, the strange things I've seen since coming here are evidently of technological origin, but I would like to be sure.

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Comments

[apathynotenvy.livejournal.com]

1. No
2. No
3. I have what I need
4. Define magic

[molotovmartinis.livejournal.com]

Part of its questionable charm is that magic escapes definition, to a degree. But for our purposes, perhaps words like "supernatural", "arcane", or "occult" may help. The art of producing a desired effect without technological means, though the effect may be indistinguishable from sufficiently advanced technology.

[apathynotenvy.livejournal.com]

Why?

[molotovmartinis.livejournal.com]

This place appears to have no magic or magicians, but I know that isn't likely. Therefore, I ask.

[iknowyourfear.livejournal.com]

You're going to have trouble getting people to tell you anything on an unsecure post. Just so you know.

[molotovmartinis.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I admit to being curious as to what everyone has to say, but safety first, of course.

[iknowyourfear.livejournal.com]

Well. I go by Trauma.

I'll let you guess why.

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

I am CAPTAIN SPRING GREEN SQUEAKER! With my power of yogurt I fight the evil empire and keep dairy products safe from aliens that try and steal it!

And I wants a puppy.



Eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Grim's got a ton of magic stuffs in his trunk. Like magic books, magic lamps, magic shoes, magic dolls, magic toys, magic phones, magic portals, magic eggs, magic hands. I'm not supposed to play with them, but I do anyways. But I haven't been able to find his trunk for a while. I think he hid it, cause he's cranky.

It counts as animal abuse to give Billy a puppy, right?

[molotovmartinis.livejournal.com]

Have you looked very hard?

[voice] giving Billy anything that's alive counts as abuse

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

Duuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I think so?

I did check all the closets.

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[gamblers.livejournal.com]

1. It's a title I won back home.
2. No.
3. I'm positive you couldn't get it for me.
4. High.

Why is this necessary?

[molotovmartinis.livejournal.com]

None of it was necessary. I explained why I wanted to know each thing.

If you don't feel comfortable answering my questions, then I do hope you wouldn't. But if you are, then I would like to know what sort of magic.

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[gamblers.livejournal.com]

... Unity.

[notthebatman.livejournal.com]

1. I'd really prefer not.
2. I've never run a business before.
3. A small pistol, maybe a .38
4. It doesn't exist where I'm from, except in stage shows.

[molotovmartinis.livejournal.com]

In regards to #3, that seems easy enough to obtain. Will you be doing so?

As for #4, that's very interesting. That's how it may seem in my world, too.

[notthebatman.livejournal.com]

If I can find a gun shop, then yes. I'd feel a lot better if I had a weapon on me here.

How it may seem doesn't really mean how it is.

[maskedbadass.livejournal.com]

1. It is merely my name.
2. No, I do not.
3. Nothing I am not in the process of procuring myself.
4. Enough.

[molotovmartinis.livejournal.com]

While I'm glad you chose to share any information with me at all, I do have to wonder at overly succinct nature of your response. Is there, in fact, any use in continuing to ask you questions, or is that the whole of what you're willing to say?

[maskedbadass.livejournal.com]

It would depend on the questions asked.

[as-a-grand-joke.livejournal.com]

1. It's hardly an alias, and I wouldn't answer to anything else.
2. No.
3. A drink.
4. Others use it, I benefit.

[molotovmartinis.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing you're not the sort of person to say no to a free drink.

[as-a-grand-joke.livejournal.com]

Free drinks are among my favorite things.

[fuckaquaman.livejournal.com]

Hm.

I'll indulge you:

o It was given to me by men who know nothing of Atlantis.
o I used to run a Multi-billion dollar international security corporation, before I became King.
o How much would it cost?
o Any wizard or mage attempting to harm me and mine has been dealt with accordingly.

[molotovmartinis.livejournal.com]

To tell me? Nothing. For me to procure it for you, were I somehow able to? That depends on what it is. A gun and a drink are simple enough to remain free. I doubt the desire of a king to be similar.

If you would indulge me further, perhaps a story of one such incident with a wizard or mage?

[fuckaquaman.livejournal.com]

Ha.

It goes a such -- the man wanted more power than he could handle, and wormed his way into a position of great importance. He came between myself and what was rightfully mine, and ended up destroyed because of it.

Any questions?