capeandcowl | Text Post, Series II ((Totally open to all, heroes and villains alike.))

All right, so having had my nose rubbed in the rather salient facts that

1) Saving the City does not earn you one thin pennycent and
2) Applying for jobs around here is rather difficult when one lacks a social security number or identification card (thank you so very much for THAT little oversight, Mr. Iron Man)

I've decided that this really would be the best venue for posting my resumé. Anyone interested in hiring me can simply reply here.

My qualifications are as follows.

~Thirteen years hands-on experience with computerized mechanical systems.
~Deep space engineering and maintenance of vacuum-sealed environments.
~Leadership experience vis a vis commanding officer zed shift.
~Restoring antique internal combustion engines as a hobby for 20 years.
~High radiation interspace drive system repair.
~Maintaining high-protein hydroponics-based food replicator system.

Thank you very much for your time.

***This resumé/post has been removed: a job has been found.***

((OOC: Just for the record, Rimmer does not realize he's left his post open to villains, and at this time has the political cognizance of a concussed chipmunk. So unless somebody tells him flat-out, "Such and such is BAD SMEGGING NEWS," he will take any job offers that come along. And then say afterward that he was just following orders. >:3))

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Impressive.

Thank you very much. Do you have any jobs to offer, sir?

Oh, I will be needing someone with your experience quite soon.

But first, do you know what a mutant is?

Erm, are we talking the sort of mutant that's tall and slobbery and eats your brains through a straw, or are we talking the sort of mutant who can shapeshift into your deepest desire?

The first one, of course. Some of them may not be that tall, but they are all quite dangerous.

...Ah. Well. Having already gotten into something of a little scrape with giant centipedes, I'd be very interested in avoiding that sort of thing happening again, if you catch my meaning.

Of course. I plan to solve this mutant problem, but to do so, I will need some more experienced employees. The ones I have now are only spreading the word.

I can contact you when you are needed, and I will pay you handsomely.

Interested?

To be completely honest, sir, I'm rather in the market for something a bit more...immediate. As in I do need a paycheck rather soon. As in I've got a grand total of seventeen dollarpounds to my name and for some reason nobody here is willing to accept them in exchange for goods and services.

As in I've not really had a proper meal since I got here.

You do understand, yes? I'm very much interested in your offer, naturally. But I do need something to tide me over until the opening opens. Up.

Oh, I do have something else in the meantime. It is not as challenging as the first, but it does pay well.

Oh! I must have misunderstood.

Very well, I'll take the job. What's your name?

Call me Mr. Hodge.

And you?

Pleasure, Mr. Hodge.

I'm Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. You can call me Rimmer. Everybody else does.

Excellent.

Come to [insert address here] tomorrow, and you can start immediately.

I'll be there bright and early first thing, Mr. Hodge. And thank you again.

((DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN.))

Wonderful.

so MAKE UP shit

LIE

FORGE THINGS

this is not hard

I...don't do that sort of thing. Really.

Mainly for the reason that I always get caught.

((Sorry, I wasn't sure how you wanted to play that thread from last night out, so I just sorta went for it. Do you want to do a log thread, or shall we just let these two ships pass in the night? Might be safer for all sanity if it's the latter. ;)))

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