[Video] I couldn't resist this.

[superspeedbjs]

[The Pro is wearing a tank top that's seen better days and a pair of underwear. And she looks incredibly disturbed.]

My toilet just threw shit at me.

[beat]

Literally. What the fuck is going on?

[Noises like BLOOSH in the background; obviously the toilet is retailiating further.]

Sweet Jesus Fuck! [Flailing and then /click]

Comments

[currentcy]

Yeah. [ Guilty pause. ] Hey, d'you like flowers?

[superspeedbjs]

Depends on the kind of flowers.

[Long, curious pause.]

Why do you ask?

[currentcy]

Just curious. Can't a guy get his lady flowers? Geez.

[superspeedbjs]

I'm allergic to lilies is all.

[currentcy]

No lilies. Got it.

[superspeedbjs]

Good.