[Video] I couldn't resist this.

[superspeedbjs]

[The Pro is wearing a tank top that's seen better days and a pair of underwear. And she looks incredibly disturbed.]

My toilet just threw shit at me.

[beat]

Literally. What the fuck is going on?

[Noises like BLOOSH in the background; obviously the toilet is retailiating further.]

Sweet Jesus Fuck! [Flailing and then /click]

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[mocks]

You okay, hon? You alive?

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[superspeedbjs]

Fuck, I think it's trying to kill me!

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[mocks]

Jesus! Get some pants on and get out of there!

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[superspeedbjs]

I can't fucking punch water, augh!

[Splash splash, someone's trying to dodge water as she flies into the bedroom and pulls a jacket and pair of pants out of the closet.]

Fuck!

[Yeah, she's just. Flying out the window now. Without pants on. Holding them, but without them on just yet.]

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[mocks]

[Oh good lord!]

You need any help there? Not sure what I could do, but... You need a place to change?

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[superspeedbjs]

Nah, s'all good. Ain't nobody out here to see me, but Christ, it's cold.

[Shoves comm in her tits while pulling pants on midair. Yeaaah.]

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

...Your toilet threw shit, or your toilet threw shit?

[superspeedbjs]

YES!

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

Well which one is it?

[superspeedbjs]

Both! One second I was on the shitter, doing the morning business and then it threw everything back at me!

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[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

Uh...

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[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

D'you...d'you wanna press charges?

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[superspeedbjs]

[Just. Stares at the comm for a minute. Lucky for her, not so lucky for him, she's managed to put pants on by now and is just floating outside her apartment window.]

...Heh.

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[superspeedbjs]

Nah. Probably won't last long, since it's this goddamn city.

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[currentcy]

Oh, sh--

... Fuck.

Times like this I'm glad I hate water already.

voice

[superspeedbjs]

Hhh, but you don't expect to have the shitter throw the shit back at you, I bet.

voice

[currentcy]

Well. No.

I figure, the water would be dumb to wanna mess with me. I could try it up five ways to Sunday.

voice

[superspeedbjs]

It's not exactly smart water to begin with.

[Smiles.]

Didn't have any trouble with any of it?

voice

[currentcy]

Nope. Not like I shower anyway.

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[superspeedbjs]

Huh. Well, whatever you do seems to work, cause you ain't so stanky.

[Video]

[psychic-cynic.livejournal.com]

[He's trying not to laugh.]

Blimey. I've seen some bloody buggered up things in my life, but I think sentient water is definitely in the top five.

[Video]

[superspeedbjs]

Oh, fuck you.

[But she's less horrified and more amused by now. And has pants and a jacket on as she floats outside her bedroom window.]

[Video]

[psychic-cynic.livejournal.com]

[Manchester is so very tempted to ask if that was a statement or an offer just to be a brat, but after being attacked by her own toilet, he figures she's taken enough shit for the day, literally and figuratively.]

I don't think I've ever been so grateful for telekinetic shields.

[Video] actually that might've been funny :D

[superspeedbjs]

Laugh it up, fuckface.

[But she is amused.]

[Video]

[psychic-cynic.livejournal.com]

I'll make sure to laugh it up doubly hard just for you. So, you doing all right aside from a loo with an attitude?