6 ☼ VIDEO

[sweetvalleygirl]

[Jessica can just barely be made out, sobbing hysterically as pigeons zoom in and out of the frame. Loose feathers, bird feet, horrible cooing... it's essentially a repeat of the chicken incident.]

-- No! Not again, not again, not again! Get off me! Get away!

[She's swinging at the birds, wildly flailing her arms to try and kick them away. In the process, she kicks the communicator and the transmission ends.]


((ooc: replies will be ic-ly delayed.))

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[voice]

[notadartboard]

[clearly, it's Sanji's duty to save damsels in distress today]

Miss Jessica? Miss Jessica! Are you all right?

[voice]

[sweetvalleygirl]

[Quietly, and with lots of background cooing:]

Sanji...? They're in my apartment.

[voice]

[notadartboard]

[grrr damn birds]

Hold on, I'm on my way.

[voice]

[sweetvalleygirl]

Please hurry! They're pecking me and--

[A screech of pain!!]

[voice]

[notadartboard]

I'm coming!

[cue pounding feet - he's not even bothering with the elevator and just taking the stairs]

[voice ➟ action]

[sweetvalleygirl]

Thank you, thank--

[She tries to say something, but mostly it's just pigeon noises being broadcast. But she's trying to bat the swarm away still.]

[action]

[notadartboard]

[trying to remember where it...oh, well, flapping wings and pigeon noises are a good giveaway. Sorry, he's going to kick the door open, Jessica, and burst in]

Miss Jessica! Are you - GAH! [pigeons!]

Voice; definitely sometime after everything with Sanji

[caprihorn]

You all got everything motherfuckin' taken care of up at over there?

permavoice;

[sweetvalleygirl]

Gamzee? [Still surprised to hear his voice... proceeding with caution.] Yes, I'm okay now. Sanji came over and kicked the pigeons away.

Permavoice too

[caprihorn]

Okay, that's real motherfuckin' nice of him to all do. Seems like a cool motherfucker.

Glad you're up at being okay, sister.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Sanji is totally cool. He's a total gentleman.

Thanks, Gamzee. Now all I have to do is clean up all the feathers. And the dead birds. Ick, ick, ick!

[caprihorn]

Uh, that sounds like a motherfuckin' pain. You all need any help with getting at in that?

[sweetvalleygirl]

I think I'm okay. Hopefully I won't catch any diseases from their disgusting dead bodies! Ew!

[voice]

[girlverine]

Jessica. Are you alright?

[voice]

[sweetvalleygirl]

[She sounds a bit embarrassed.]

Laura! I'm okay now! Sanji came and killed the pigeons for me!

[voice]

[girlverine]

...

Perhaps we should change your instruction to battling birds for a while.

[voice]

[sweetvalleygirl]

[She doesn't want to laugh, but. Well.]

What'll it be next? Turkeys? Parrots? God, I had nothing against birds before, but it's starting to get personal!

[girlverine]

I do not believe I will be able to help you ward off angry turkeys.

[Completely deadpan.]

[sweetvalleygirl]

Oh? That's where you draw the line, huh?

placeholder - will be slow 8c

[couldbeavoided]

Are you having more bird problems?

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[sweetvalleygirl]

Not anymore, thanks to Sanji and his crazy kicking skills. But this stuff with the pigeons makes those dumb chickens look like chump change.

[Then, so sweetly:]

You haven't been attacked by the animals, have you?

[couldbeavoided]

Nothing unmanageable. I've been staying off the ground, but the birds keep trying to follow me.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Aw! That's kind of adorable.

I'm glad you're safe, though.

[couldbeavoided]

I'm glad you're safe. You seem to have bad luck with these things.

[sweetvalleygirl]

It's true. I've never had problems with birds until I got here. I wonder why they keep trying to attack me...