37th Insane Speech // Voice

[liebe_krieg]

Hahahaha! Well now, that was a lot of fun! It’s been far too long since this City really had to fight tooth-and-nail against a large opponent. I always love to see the heroes of this place spring into action when a suitable foe presents itself.

Tell me something, now. This City was attacked by many thousands of a trained and organized enemy. A very silly enemy to be sure, but an enemy that was fought in the streets and on the bridges for three days of chaos! Would this conflict then, be considered a war? Do you all now qualify as seasoned veterans? Perhaps you have all earned a campaign decoration for your valiant efforts!

[chuckle]

How do you all define what qualifies as a ‘war’ anyway? Or- here’s the thing that really interests me!- how many of you remarkable people would say that you have experienced war? So many people from so many different worlds with so many conflicts! I would absolutely love to hear your stories.

[ooc: the Major hasn't realized yet that he no longer has a secret bunker to return to once he's out of the asylum]

Comments

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[guess-my-gender.livejournal.com]

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[liebe_krieg]

I prefer both, if possible.

Have you caused many wars then?

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[guess-my-gender.livejournal.com]

[Voice]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Obsessed much?

[Voice]

[liebe_krieg]

Oh yes, completely. What about you, oh Goddess? How many wars have been fought in the name of love, I wonder?

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[onblackwings]

That wasn't a war. That was merely a hassle.

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[liebe_krieg]

Really now? How interesting. And what would you call a war then?

[godofwhargarbl.livejournal.com]

I don't think this was a war, since some of them were really nice.

Wars are fun though.

[liebe_krieg]

[IMMEDIATE RAPT ATTENTION]

There are very often nice and goodhearted people upon the opposing side in any war, though. Now, why do you recognize that wars are fun? I agree, but have always found such a perception to be sadly rare among people.

[broroona.livejournal.com]

[liebe_krieg]

For the sake of my own learning and enjoyment, nothing more.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Oh. You're still here.

[liebe_krieg]

Do try to contain your joy, Mister Bond. For the sake of your professional composure if nothing else.

[voice]

[trueltning_fury]

[so not impressed with you right now, Major]

Don't get your hopes up. That was no war, that was a mere skirmish.

[voice]

[liebe_krieg]

I have never before seen a skirmish involving over a hundred thousand troops, Captain. Even if they were terribly low quality!

[Voice]

[grey1911.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I'm certain you would like to hear them.

[Voice]

[liebe_krieg]

Ah, Detective. No, Lieutenant now! I am not surprised to hear your voice. You are quite correct of course. I would especially like to know about any recent engagements you may have been in.

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[pacifisted.livejournal.com]

I've seen several.





I don't want to see another.

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[liebe_krieg]

Hahahhaa, you might want to move very far away then! Perhaps to another world than this one.

Tell me about these wars you have seen.

[amoray]

are you kiddin half a these chumps didnt do shit
wwell okay i GUESS they SORTA helped some but come on lets not kid ourselvves that wwas nothin like a real wwar
for one if this wwere anythin like a self-respectin major conflict wwould be wwe wwould havve executed all of em for darin to rise up against us i mean the insult i suffered on a personal scale is upright ridiculous and i wwant blood
plus itd showw our enemies exactly the sorta vvicious contentiousness theyre toyin wwith
not that im against more attacks on our owwn personal selvves or anythin i fuckin lovve this sorta shit
and three that wwas a ridiculous enemy to be fightin they dont deservve the honor a bein embroiled in any sorta wwar wwith my owwn personal self
but wwhatevver i cant help these people bein spineless wwhen theres so god damn many of em runnin things around here
anywway
wwhat sorta conflicts happened before this one you sound like youre knowwledgeable about it

[GOSH THIS TANGENT.]

[liebe_krieg]

[Long pause because holy crap someone as long-winded as him]

[Then laughter]

You know, I don't think I can disagree with a single word that you just said! Yours must be a penetrating insight. You are correct! I can tell you about almost every conflict this planet has ever had, whether in this universe or my own. If you want to know about the City's own bloody history, I would advise you to learn about the HIVE.

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[chipsfalling.livejournal.com]

It was a fucking good three days.

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[liebe_krieg]

I agree completely! My only regret is being barred from participating in person.

But what do you think? Urban warfare or bizarre riot?

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[cosmosnoomoide.livejournal.com]

He's too disturbed for words. Granted, he had to use a dictionary to translate a few of the words in said insane speech, but this is a new experience for Sakuya.

And he suddenly has the urge to crawl under his blankets and shiver.

THANKS, Major. B|

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[liebe_krieg]

Sakuya, you ain't seen nothing yet. :D