⠼⠊ // [voice]

[guardiandevil]

There's a corpse in the MAC.  It's in room [Gamzee's room number here].  It's been there awhile, it's decomposing.

Whoever's in charge of investigating this and cleaning it up, please just... get it out of here.

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[hexappeal]

Do you want me to, I don't know... [How do you say this...] Um. Neutralize the... odor?

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[guardiandevil]

If it's not too much trouble.

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[bedeviledspider.livejournal.com]

Christ.

And here I thought someone had been really late to start their spring cleaning.

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Need me to get you out of there, sensei? Or see if I can... I don't know, identify them, at least.

[voice]

[sorcerersupreme]

Current events aside, your abilities must be something of an inconvenience in New York.

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[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ TENTATIVE... HASN'T SPOKEN TO HIM SINCE BABBY PLOT... ]

... You okay?

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[hexappeal]

Give me a minute.

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[hexappeal]

[Exactly sixty seconds later, it should be gone and replaced with the pleasant smell of a warm spring day. How that exact smell has been bottled and brought to the MAC is anyone's guess.] There. Sorry I can't do... uh. Well, let's leave it at that.

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[guardiandevil]

... I'm not sure you want to go in there, Reilly. There's a lot of blood.

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[guardiandevil]

That's... [He's just going to enjoy the smell for a moment.] Perfect. I owe you one.

[voice]

[guardiandevil]

Heh, well. You ever go swimming in the Hudson?

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[hexappeal]

Nah. Getting rid of the smell of rotting flesh is a public service.

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[guardiandevil]

[Tentative as well... this is suddenly so awkward...]

You mean aside from having my senses assaulted by the overwhelming stench of death? Yeah. I'm good.

[voice]

[sorcerersupreme]

No, but I hardly find it surprising that you have.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

Oh, well...

What about in general?

[ CHECKS IN ON... AS FORMER PSEUDO BABYSITTER ]

[voice]

[guardiandevil]

It's not something I do on purpose.

[guardiandevil]

[So awkward oh god...]

I've been worse.

[EVADE EVADE EVADE]

[voice]

[sorcerersupreme]

I wouldn't imagine so.

Do you have any idea who the... Ehm. Deceased might be?

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[guardiandevil]

The MAC residents should throw you a parade.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ MAKES IT EVEN MORE AWKWARD ]

That's not much of an answer.

[voice]

[guardiandevil]

Not anyone I know. Whoever it is, they bled all over that room. It's not fresh, either.

[voice]

[sorcerersupreme]

Ah. Unpleasant.

[guardiandevil]

Well.

[Deep breath, pause...]

What do you want to know?

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[hexappeal]

I do enjoy a good parade, but I think I can pass on that one. [A beat.] Does this happen often?

[voice]

[guardiandevil]

Very. It's the kind of thing that makes you wonder... How many people live in this building? And no one's noticed it until now.

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[guardiandevil]

Which part?