⠼⠊ // [voice]

[guardiandevil]

There's a corpse in the MAC.  It's in room [Gamzee's room number here].  It's been there awhile, it's decomposing.

Whoever's in charge of investigating this and cleaning it up, please just... get it out of here.

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[guardiandevil]

Well.

[Deep breath, pause...]

What do you want to know?

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

Just.... Ugh, I don't know. In my head, I imagined this would go easier than it actually is...

I also didn't imagine this would be during a discovery of a corpse.

[ face in haandssss ]

[guardiandevil]

Things are never easy when I'm involved. You get used to it.

[That came out sounding creepy. It's not on purpose fffffff.]

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ DISTINCT PAUSE. THAT WAS CREEPY. ]

I just... I was worried.

[ THERE SHE SAID IT

SHE GOT ATTACHED TO BABBY MATT OKAY GOG ]

[guardiandevil]

[sob oh jessica :(

He takes a deep breath.]

... It's been a helluva week.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I, uh... [ oh gog what does she do now ajfasdlkfjak ]

They... they didn't treat you too badly or... anything, right?

[guardiandevil]

[He says this as seriously as he can:]

I was tortured with Lady Gaga.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ ..........WHAT........

oh... this... must be a joke.. ]

Uh... ha... ha...?

[guardiandevil]

You know the one about Judas?

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

No, I don't... Uh... I don't really listen to music...

[guardiandevil]

It's fuc-- [He pauses. Last time he cursed at her, she got upset...] It's awful. It is really and truly annoying.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

I'm... [ god seriously what does she say ]

I'm sorry.

[guardiandevil]

They got credit for creativity, even though it was a stupid plan.

Aside from that, I'm fine.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

Well...

[ while she's apologizing

AND A LARGE PAUSE HERE because she's trying to keep from changing her mind :( ]

I'm sorry for getting mad at you.

[guardiandevil]

[The longest silence ever. Ever.]

... Ah.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ THERE'S A PRETTY LONG SILENCE ON HER SIDE TOO

she's kind of... regretting saying anything ]

It was... um... uncalled for and you didn't really deserve it.

[guardiandevil]

[Still silence. Wow.]

... I wasn't expecting this.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ GOD SO AWKWARD ]

Yeah, I... I had a lot of time to think about it.

[ while she was watching you be a clingy 9 year old ]

[guardiandevil]

Ah. What made you change your mind?

[Can you hear the embarrassment, Jessica? Can you?]

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

Uh...

[ HOW DOES SHE PUT THIS GENTLY ]

Slightly spawned from my regrets of not being able to play Ninja properly with you...?

[ not... like that ]

[guardiandevil]

About that...

[How to put this not creepily...]

I was a bit... starved for female attention at that age.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ nope....

that was... pretty creepy... LMFAO LEGIT SILENCE FROM HER. ]

...

Oh.

[guardiandevil]

[He's trying so hard sob. Most girls fall all over themselves when he tells this story asdjfdkl. Why is Jess such a bro.]

... My mother left.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ because peter's a bro AND THIS IS STILL AWKWARD ]

Oh.

[ wait say something else ]

That sucks.

[ that's.... not what she should be saying ]

[guardiandevil]

Yeah. It really sucked.

[God this is like trying to have a serious conversation with teenage Peter.]

I was a weird kid. I know it. I'm sorry I attached myself to you like that.