http://megamaniacal.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] megamaniacal.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2011-05-24 09:51 pm

Video | Number 4

[ Megamind is on the camera! He's looking...just a little bit bashful. ONLY SLIGHTLY ]

Hello, citizens of Thesity! I have slowly come to the realization that the money on these [ Yes, there is a dramatic jutting of his arm out, and those dogtags from the porter are swinging in his fist. He might have etched giant laserbolts on the sides of his name, if you have really really good vision ] simply aren't enough to fund a campaign against the forces of evil!

Therefore I! Megamind, the greatest genius of all time, am bringing you an offer, Thesity!

I will build you things! Great things! All you need to do is ask, [ A pauuuse ] and pay me, and I shall create for you great works of genius! I can create anything you could possibly imagine! Great wonders are in store for you, future consumer [long u] if you will simply step into my mystical shop. Of genius! [ By the end, he's a little worked up, with a finger in the air, and his eyes are wide. He's even breathing a little heavy! ]

Now! To work!

[ And... then a quiet hiss of background noise is quickly being turned up to the dulcet tunes of Rush's Tom Sawyer being turned up right on that wicked electronic intro, pretty much to deafening levels, and then the camera shuts off.

MAC residents who may be living within his proximity will probably be able to hear him still. Pretty much all night long, actually.
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[personal profile] xuffasch 2011-05-25 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Soliciting money for unspecified services, hoping to fund a campaign of evil? Sure, that's not shady at all.
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[personal profile] xuffasch 2011-05-25 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Still suspicious.
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[personal profile] xuffasch 2011-05-25 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
So you'd be just as satisfied with an order for a super-weapon as you would be with one for a triple-layered cake?
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[personal profile] xuffasch 2011-05-25 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
That's why you have to be specific when you advertise. ( 8| )

But you see how you could turn a profit that way. If you were competent enough to really defeat them.
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[personal profile] xuffasch 2011-05-25 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Being in a certain occupation doesn't guarantee success.
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[personal profile] xuffasch 2011-05-25 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ideally. But anyone who thinks that happens all of the time is deluded.
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[personal profile] klutziness 2011-05-25 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[LOUNGING, LOOKING CUTE, AS ALWAYS.]

You think you can build something awesome?
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[personal profile] xuffasch 2011-05-25 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, deluded. If heroes always won, the villains would just give up eventually. They're not all that stupid.

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[identity profile] smartassery.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
... That's one hell of an advertisement.
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[personal profile] klutziness 2011-05-25 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[SO INTERESTED]

Yeah? Like what?
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[personal profile] xuffasch 2011-05-25 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
( Damian is hideous and I apologize. )

Destiny?
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[personal profile] klutziness 2011-05-25 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[with a little smirk, she whistles and her little scout machina scampers up her arm and perches on her shoulder. it whirrs and then chirps at him.]
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[personal profile] xuffasch 2011-05-25 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Some of them do. Others just want money, or power, or are insane.

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