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[megamaniacal.livejournal.com]

[ Megamind is on the camera! He's looking...just a little bit bashful. ONLY SLIGHTLY ]

Hello, citizens of Thesity! I have slowly come to the realization that the money on these [ Yes, there is a dramatic jutting of his arm out, and those dogtags from the porter are swinging in his fist. He might have etched giant laserbolts on the sides of his name, if you have really really good vision ] simply aren't enough to fund a campaign against the forces of evil!

Therefore I! Megamind, the greatest genius of all time, am bringing you an offer, Thesity!

I will build you things! Great things! All you need to do is ask, [ A pauuuse ] and pay me, and I shall create for you great works of genius! I can create anything you could possibly imagine! Great wonders are in store for you, future consumer [long u] if you will simply step into my mystical shop. Of genius! [ By the end, he's a little worked up, with a finger in the air, and his eyes are wide. He's even breathing a little heavy! ]

Now! To work!

[ And... then a quiet hiss of background noise is quickly being turned up to the dulcet tunes of Rush's Tom Sawyer being turned up right on that wicked electronic intro, pretty much to deafening levels, and then the camera shuts off.

MAC residents who may be living within his proximity will probably be able to hear him still. Pretty much all night long, actually. ]

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voice;

[xuffasch]

Soliciting money for unspecified services, hoping to fund a campaign of evil? Sure, that's not shady at all.

voice;

[megamaniacal.livejournal.com]

[ Seriously yelling above the music. ]

A campaign against evil! To fight it!

voice;

[xuffasch]

Still suspicious.

permavid.

[klutziness]

[LOUNGING, LOOKING CUTE, AS ALWAYS.]

You think you can build something awesome?

permavid!

[megamaniacal.livejournal.com]

[ EXCITED ]

I know I can!

[klutziness]

[SO INTERESTED]

Yeah? Like what?

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[smartassery.livejournal.com]

... That's one hell of an advertisement.

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[megamaniacal.livejournal.com]

[ He looks so enthusiastic! ]

That's a good thing, right?

[smartassery.livejournal.com]

Little bit cheesy.

[saylikewhat.livejournal.com]

[LIKE AN HOUR LATER WHILE HE'S STILL PLAYING THE MUSIC

she's screaming into the communicator too it's so effective (no)]

DUDE, YOU GOTTA TURN THAT DOWN.

[megamaniacal.livejournal.com]

[ HE'S LIKE.

SHOUTING OVER THE MUSIC. ]

WHAT?

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[bullhorned.livejournal.com]

[*^* A BUILDER WHO BUILDS THINGS? WHO IS ALSO THAT WEIRD HELPFUL GUY? YESS-- Wait he wants money... FFFFFUUUUU]

[and he's not even sure he can make his voice loud enough to be heard over all this music. Hnnngh, gotta try. Right, yes, his new confidence which is mostly fake won't let him give up...!!!]

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[megamaniacal.livejournal.com]

[ A REAL CUSTOMER! there's an audible scramble! ]

Yes! What question?

[sweetvalleygirl]

[SOBBING SOFTLY AS SHE BURIES HER HEAD IN HER PILLOWS.]

Oh my god! Go gag your face!

[megamaniacal.livejournal.com]

What!? That's terrible! Why would you say that?

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[galactic]

What kinds of things can you build?

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[megamaniacal.livejournal.com]

Oh I can build just about anything! What are you interested in?

[amoray]

alright ill bite
i need a certain sorta wweapon a mine from home reconstructed and dont got time to do it myself
if i draww out the blueprints wwould you be interested

[also the materials are probably not totally legal for a pubescent alien with a track record of threatening genocide to get their hands on BUT DETAILS]

[megamaniacal.livejournal.com]

A weapon? Weapons are easy!

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[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

Thesity?

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[megamaniacal.livejournal.com]

Yes, this place? That's the name of where we're at!

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[askedtobe.livejournal.com]

[ oh dear god, that music, make it stop. ]

Pretty sure asking to get paid to do something good sort of takes away from it.

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[megamaniacal.livejournal.com]

Well back home I had [ an awkward pause...left over funds from a life of villainy isn't exactly good to advertise...] money to build things! I certainly can't build anything with no money! It's not like I'm asking payment for actually being the hero! That would be horrible!

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[outspeeds.livejournal.com]

Oooh!

I need you to build something!

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[megamaniacal.livejournal.com]

Yes, citizen? What can I build for you?