iv | video | BACKDATED... A DAY OR SO

[onblackwings]

[ Today the usual scowl has been done away with in favor of a really miserable pout! But only because she hasn't figured out how to switch it to voice yet. ]

I need something to stop the itch of poison ivy, and to find an elf that ought to be in hiding if he knows what's good for him.

[ She doesn't even have the heart to sound as MENACING AND HAUGHTY as she should. LIFE SUCKS TOO MUCH RIGHT NOW TO BE PISSY. ]

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[gaourex.livejournal.com]

OATMEAL

video

[onblackwings]

[ JUST... SQUINTING AT THIS WORD SO SUSPICIOUSLY ]

How will that help?

text

[gaourex.livejournal.com]

TAKE AN OATMEAL BATH

[onblackwings]

I'm not stupid.

[gaourex.livejournal.com]

IT WORKS TRUST ME

[onblackwings]

Why should I? You don't even have a face.

VIDEO!!

[gaourex.livejournal.com]

[a long pause, then rustling as the voice function is activated, then finally video with THIS FACE]

[onblackwings]

[ HUFF. WHATEVER. ]

I still have no reason to trust you.

back to text because it is more manly

[gaourex.livejournal.com]

THAT'S TRUE


ENJOY YOUR ITCHING

yeah that's right who wants to look at him anyway

[onblackwings]

[ pause. FROWN. huuuurrrggfine.

(it really itches.) ]

Where do you find oatmeal in a place like this.

you do don't lie

[gaourex.livejournal.com]

GROCERY STORE

ONE WOULD ASSUME

.......you caught me

[onblackwings]

Does it need to be prepared, or as the merchants sell it?

wow I was tagging drunk I don't remember these tags

[gaourex.livejournal.com]

DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO MAKE OATMEAL

that's because i wrote them instead teehee

[onblackwings]

That doesn't answer my question.