iv | video | BACKDATED... A DAY OR SO

[onblackwings]

[ Today the usual scowl has been done away with in favor of a really miserable pout! But only because she hasn't figured out how to switch it to voice yet. ]

I need something to stop the itch of poison ivy, and to find an elf that ought to be in hiding if he knows what's good for him.

[ She doesn't even have the heart to sound as MENACING AND HAUGHTY as she should. LIFE SUCKS TOO MUCH RIGHT NOW TO BE PISSY. ]

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[onblackwings]

[ ...it kind of does NO IT DOESN'T IT'S STUPID. ...but so is the oatmeal. ]

And what reason should you have to help? Last we spoke, you didn't like me.

[magicalworld]

Don't worry, I still don't! But I can't get back at you while you're all cooped up itching. So the sooner I help you hurry up and get better, the sooner you can get what you deserve for wrecking kids' toys!

[onblackwings]

[ SUSPICIOUS FROWNING... ]

I'll consider it. It sounds ridiculous.

[magicalworld]

[The most emphatic facial expressions can you feel the sincerity here Khisanth]

Whatever you do don't listen to the oatmeal idea! Oatmeal is disgusting.

[onblackwings]

How? I've never tried it.

[magicalworld]

Ugh, it's this bland brown lukewarm glop made from the stuff they feed to horses. My Mom used to put that ooze in front of me and call it breakfast. If you took a bath in it you'd probably be sucked in, like quicksand!

[onblackwings]

They feed it to horses? Why do humans eat it, then?

[magicalworld]

That's what I keep asking! It makes no sense!