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[onblackwings]

[ Today the usual scowl has been done away with in favor of a really miserable pout! But only because she hasn't figured out how to switch it to voice yet. ]

I need something to stop the itch of poison ivy, and to find an elf that ought to be in hiding if he knows what's good for him.

[ She doesn't even have the heart to sound as MENACING AND HAUGHTY as she should. LIFE SUCKS TOO MUCH RIGHT NOW TO BE PISSY. ]

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Yeah, I JUST got yours, so... =[

[caprihorn]

Might be a motherfuckin' good thing to all get up at keeping in your motherfuckin' thinkpan.

oh god i've taken to just... refreshing this entry now and then 8[ OH LJ

[onblackwings]

Not that having bested you seems like a particularly strong boast.

I just have so many places I should be keeping up with and this is not at all efficient, LJ YOU SUCK

[caprihorn]

_{Yeah it all is.} I'm a tough motherfucker and I bet I've all motherfuckin' killed more people here than you all would motherfuckin' think.

ghoesinks it really does...

[onblackwings]

[ soooo patronizingly: ] Oh, have you. How many, then?

='|

[caprihorn]

_{All take one guess first.}

[onblackwings]

Mm. Two.

[caprihorn]

Over motherfuckin' two hundred and motherfuckin' under three hundred. _{You can all get up at guessing again if you all want to though.}

[YEP, THIS IS TOTALLY SMART TO MENTION WHILE IN JAIL.]

[onblackwings]

[ and she just... smiles. of course that WOULD be relatively impressive for someone who's not a dragon, but she totally doesn't believe him. ]

Large words, for someone safely locked away, and unable to prove them.

[caprihorn]

Pretty motherfuckin' sure you can all find the motherfuckin' evidence if you motherfuckin' try, sister. _{And I'm not up at having a reason to lie.}

[:o( He's telling the truth though, damn it.]

[onblackwings]

Of course you have a reason to lie. You're bragging, to make yourself sound more impressive. It's a common trick with creatures too weak to manage anything worthy of attention.

[ if she... knew how to work her comm at all she would totally go back and check and possibly feel a little silly. but just a little!! ]

[caprihorn]

[:o[

Then again there's not much evidence of his activities on the network, just some. And some proof in the news somewhere, probably, of him murdering Crabhammers.]

We're not up at trying to motherfuckin' make ourselves more motherfuckin' impressive with motherfuckin' lies. _{Those all always come back up at you and bite.} Not motherfuckin' worth it.

_{And stop all calling me weak, sister.} You're the motherfucker who's all having motherfuckin' problems with poison ivy of all motherfuckin' things.

[onblackwings]

[ ...hey. >C FROWN. ]

My skill set lends itself to destruction, not soothing rashes.

[caprihorn]

_{If you can't all get up at taking care of your ownself your motherfuckin' destructive tendencies don't all get up to mattering much.} Think I'd all even motherfuckin' say you're up at being pretty motherfuckin' useless.

[onblackwings]

[ looking TOTALLY ANNOYED for a second but then -- no wait hang on. she looks a little calmer again after a breath, and the little smile is even sneaking back in. this is just some troll kid, after all. ]

Your arguments would be more effective if I felt like I had something to prove to you. As it is, you're the one trying to brag.

[caprihorn]

_{Nope, pretty sure I all just got up to in establishing you're the weak motherfucker here.} If any motherfucker has some motherfuckin' shit to all prove now it's you.

_{Not that you all can.}

[onblackwings]

What's your name, again?

[caprihorn]

[Sounding a little annoyed.]

Motherfuckin' name's Gamzee Makara.

[onblackwings]

Of course. How rude of me to forget.

When you're able to come find me, maybe I'll consider proving you wrong. If I can be bothered.

[caprihorn]

_{If you all insist on me getting up at finding you then you won't all be able to get up at fighting at all, sister.}

But don't motherfuckin' worry, I don't all motherfuckin' mind getting up at finding you, motherfucker.

[onblackwings]

[ a thoughtful pause ]

I don't suppose you have anything of value that I can claim once I've killed you?

[caprihorn]

_{You won't all get up at doing that, so it doesn't all motherfuckin' matter what I've all got.}

[onblackwings]

Well, that's hardly motivating. Why should I fight you if there's no reward?

[caprihorn]

Your motherfuckin' reward for motherfuckin' winning would all motherfuckin' be you getting up at keeping our motherfuckin' life.

[onblackwings]

[ sounding ever-so-bored: ] Nothing I wouldn't be keeping already, then.

[caprihorn]

_{Keep all telling yourself that if it gets you up at being comforted.} It'll be one of the last motherfuckin' things you all get at motherfuckin' having.