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[onblackwings]

[ Today the usual scowl has been done away with in favor of a really miserable pout! But only because she hasn't figured out how to switch it to voice yet. ]

I need something to stop the itch of poison ivy, and to find an elf that ought to be in hiding if he knows what's good for him.

[ She doesn't even have the heart to sound as MENACING AND HAUGHTY as she should. LIFE SUCKS TOO MUCH RIGHT NOW TO BE PISSY. ]

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[batmantled.livejournal.com]

[... :/ ]

Different strokes, I guess.

I don't think it'll matter for the rash.

[onblackwings]

[ go bathe in a swamp, Dick, it's great. really. she swears. ]

The temperature isn't important. [ ...and then the good mood is immediately gone again oh hello again embarrassing ignorance she hasn't seen you in a few minutes. did you get lonely? ] How do you prepare oatmeal?

[batmantled.livejournal.com]

Just set the bath up however you want it and dump the oatmeal in. Try, uh. [pausing, while IMPORTANT CALCULATIONS ARE MADE. and possibly reconfigured a little for less complexity. :c]

Try three or four handfuls. And then let it sit until it turns into goo.

[onblackwings]

That's... easier than I expected it would be.

[ a pause ]

It's only my hands. Is a bath really necessary?

[batmantled.livejournal.com]

...No? Sorry, just assumed. Yeah, just put it wherever the rash is. That should. Help. [AWKWARD D:]

[onblackwings]

In return, I'll give you some advice. [ is that a touch of wry, overcoming the usual scorn/derision?? ] Accept no gifts from elves.

[ because that's way easier than saying thanks. ]

[batmantled.livejournal.com]

Point taken. [mission accomplished!]

If you don't mind me asking, what did you do to piss off the elf?

[onblackwings]

[ browcock! LIKE HELL IS SHE TELLIN YOU, MANG ]

Not a thing. He's overly sensitive.

[batmantled.livejournal.com]

If you say so. [REALLY NOW]

[onblackwings]

[ ...okay fine she won't insult his intelligence. But only as a favor for the oatmeal suggestion. ]

It's between us.

[batmantled.livejournal.com]

Understood. [ :/ ]

Let me know how the oatmeal works out.

[onblackwings]

I will.

[ it looks... almost like she's considering a "thanks", but then she just cuts the connection instead. ]