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[glowsferatu]

Theres A Unique Element To The Sun Here That Im Finding Myself Rather Fond Of
Something About The Method In Which The Golden Color Interacts With Those Surrounding It
I Find It
Enjoyable
I May Need To Reimagine A Few Ensembles To Match These New Circumstances
But There Are Obviously More Important Matters At Hand Right Now
I Require Information About This Location
This Is Earth I Believe Or At Least A Planet Very Similar To It
I Would Hope Im Not The Only One Here
So If Anyone Else Is Reading This I Would Appreciate You Checking In And Updating Me On Our Current Circumstances
Karkat If Youre Here Then Im Sure You Have Notes Youd Like To Share

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[caprihorn]

LET ME PUT THIS A NEW MOTHERFUCKIN WAY FOR YOU, ONE YOU MIGHT ALL MOTHERFUCKIN UNDERSTAND.
you're not all up at getting at our kismesis.
IF YOU MOTHERFUCKIN TRY I WILL ALL MOTHERFUCKIN GET YOU.
and so will i.
AND YOU DON'T ALL MOTHERFUCKIN HAVE TO GET UP AT BEING MOTHERFUCKIN DEAD FOR SHIT TO GET ALL BAD FOR YOU.

[glowsferatu]

While I Find Your Defense Of Him Impressive
Perhaps Even Touching
It Doesnt Change The Fact That He Deserves Every Moment Of Pain I Could Inflict On Him
Do You Understand The Full Scope Of What Hes Done Gamzee
Do You Realize That Hes Doomed Us Even Further Than We Could Ever Hope To Achieve

[caprihorn]

HE MOTHERFUCKIN KILLED YOU AND HE MOTHERFUCKIN KILLED FEFERI.
how's that all up at being anymore dooming than what i all would have gotten up to?

[glowsferatu]

Then He Attempted To Obscure What He Did To The Matriorb It Seems

[caprihorn]

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK ALL DID HE MOTHERFUCKIN DO?
you all not saying shit doesn't all tell anyone what up and happened.
MOTHERFUCKIN SAY IT, KANAYA.

[glowsferatu]

If You Had Any Idea What The Matriorb Is
Then Perhaps You Would Understand The Significance Of Him Destroying It
It Means That Even If By Some Motherfucking Miracle We Escape Our Present Predicament
We Will Have No Future
And Youre Ridiculous Attempt To Maintain The Purity Of The Bloodline Will Be Even More Pointless
As There Will Be No Continuance Of That Bloodline Of Any Kind

[caprihorn]

that's all?
GOT SOME MORE MOTHERFUCKIN WICKED NEWS FOR YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.
i wasn't all planning on any motherfucker being up at breathing.
EVERY MOTHERFUCKIN ONE NEEDS TO ALL MOTHERFUCKIN GET UP AT BEING MOTHERFUCKIN DEAD.
and that'll all include me
AND MOTHERFUCKIN ME
up at in the end.

[glowsferatu]

Well Then I Hardly Think Your Opinion On The Matter Counts Then
But If Youd Like Me To Expedite The Process For Yourselves I Would Be Glad To Oblige

[caprihorn]

NO, MOTHERFUCKER, DON'T THINK I'LL ALL MOTHERFUCKIN LET YOU GET UP AT THAT.
for the order get all right you all have to up and die before other motherfuckers anyway.
IMPORTANT THAT THE MOTHERFUCKIN LOWBLOODS ALL GET UP AT MOTHERFUCKIN NOT BREATHING FIRST.

[glowsferatu]

Youll Excuse Me If I Must Disagree With This Plan
Though I Dont Genuinely Put Any Stock In How You Feel About It If Were Being Honest
But Should You Feel It Necessary To Enact Such A Brutish And Inane Scheme I Will Clearly Be Obligated To Obstruct You As I Am Able

[caprihorn]

if we're all being honest up in here what you say or do doesn't all matter.
YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN STICKING WHERE YOUR NOSE DOESN'T ALL BELONG UP AT IN WON'T MOTHERFUCKIN MATTER EITHER.
all that matters is that we're going to all get you up at not being a problem anymore.

[glowsferatu]

I Would Like To Submit That Your View Of Things Is Rather Skewed
And That I Am Not The Source Of The Problem
But Actually The Person Working To Resolve The Problems You And He Are Responsible For Originating
Threatening Me Will Not Change These Facts
They Are Immutable

[caprihorn]

NO, YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKIN PROBLEM AND SO IS EVERY OTHER MOTHERFUCKER.
the problem is that everyone is up at breathing.
I'M JUST ALL MOTHERFUCKIN LETTING YOU KNOW I'M MOTHERFUCKING FIXING THE PROBLEM.
you're just one small piece up at in it.

[glowsferatu]

When Everyone Else Is The Problem
Well That Usually Tells You How Skewed A Persons Perspective Is
You Desperately Need Help Gamzee

[caprihorn]

YOU'RE MOTHERFUCKIN RIGHT, I DO ALL NEED MOTHERFUCKIN HELP.
in getting up at making sure motherfuckers aren't all up at breathing.
OTHER THAN THAT I'M MOTHERFUCKIN FINE.
and so all am i.
AND WHEN YOU'RE MOTHERFUCKIN TRYING TO GET UP AT MOTHERFUCKIN MURDERING EVERYONE OF COURSE EVERY MOTHERFUCKIN ONE ELSE IS THE PROBLEM.

[glowsferatu]

Gamzee This Is The Most Sincere I Will Be With You
I Promise There Isnt A Word Of Sarcasm Or Snark To It In The Least
But There Is Nothing Fine About Wanting Everyone Dead
It Is In Fact A Grub School Example Of The Very Opposite Of Fine
You Genuinely Legitimately Emphatically And Sincerely Need Help
You Have To Stop This Or I Will Be Forced To Stop You Myself

EDIT NIGHT APPARENTLY

[caprihorn]

you and all the motherfuckers who keep telling us this shit are wrong.
I DON'T MOTHERFUCKIN ALL NEED MOTHERFUCKIN HELP.
i needed help when i all had poison in my veins and never got it, mostly because none of you all did anything but up and used words against my ownself's actions.
I DON'T MOTHERFUCKIN ALL KNOW WHY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TRYING MOTHERFUCKIN GET AT "HELPING" US NOW.
it's too late to all get up at doing any shit like that.

AND YOU CAN'T ALL MOTHERFUCKIN GET UP AT MOTHERFUCKIN STOPPING US, LOWBLOOD.

[glowsferatu]

If This Is What Youre Like Without What You Refer To As Poison
Then I Believe I Preferred You With It
You Were Much Kinder And Easier To Deal With Under Those Circumstances

[caprihorn]

nice of you to all wish i could get up at being in the dark again.
MOTHERFUCKIN REAL NICE TO KNOW YOU AND EVERY OTHER MOTHERFUCKER WANTS ME UP AT BEING DUMB.
too bad for you a motherfucker can't all get up to forgetting what they've up and learned in life.

[glowsferatu]

That Is An Inaccurate Statement
You Arent Any More Knowledgeable Now Then You Were Then
You Simply Traded One Ignorance For Another
And The First One Being Harmless Was A Much Better Ignorance Than The One You Subscribe To Now

[caprihorn]

WE AREN'T MOTHERFUCKIN IGNORANT, MOTHERFUCKER.
you motherfuckers all are though.
YOU DON'T MOTHERFUCKIN UNDERSTAND ANY MOTHERFUCKIN THING ABOUT THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS OR HOW SHIT IS ALL SUPPOSED TO BE.
we're all going to get up at making sure you all get schoolfed the wicked news though.
NO MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING TO BE UP AT BEING IGNORANT FOR MOTHERFUCKIN LONG.

[glowsferatu]

What You Dont Seem To Understand Is That Theres Nothing Enlightened About Genocidal Nihilism
Im Not Overly concerned About Your Mirthful Messiahs Or Wicked News
All I Have To Say To You Is That Your Concept Of How Things Are Supposed To Be Is Foolish And Mistaken

[caprihorn]

it is not up at being about killing for fun.
IT MIGHT ALL BE MOTHERFUCKIN WICKED MIRTHTFUL WHEN I MOTHERFUCKIN KILL A MOTHERFUCKER, BUT
it's not all up at being just about the mirth.
AND I'M NOT MOTHERFUCKIN MISTAKEN.
i've only been up at being right since i all figured this shit out.

[glowsferatu]

I Understand That Fun Is Not The Intended Purpose
That Doesnt Make It Any More Legitimate A Goal

[caprihorn]

AND WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK IS A MOTHERFUCKIN LEGITIMATE GOAL, SISTER?
what all are you going to get up at doing that has any meaning?