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[glowsferatu]

Theres A Unique Element To The Sun Here That Im Finding Myself Rather Fond Of
Something About The Method In Which The Golden Color Interacts With Those Surrounding It
I Find It
Enjoyable
I May Need To Reimagine A Few Ensembles To Match These New Circumstances
But There Are Obviously More Important Matters At Hand Right Now
I Require Information About This Location
This Is Earth I Believe Or At Least A Planet Very Similar To It
I Would Hope Im Not The Only One Here
So If Anyone Else Is Reading This I Would Appreciate You Checking In And Updating Me On Our Current Circumstances
Karkat If Youre Here Then Im Sure You Have Notes Youd Like To Share

Comments

[glowsferatu]

[ she wordlessly switches to video;
here is kanaya sitting on a park bench, sans horns and with dark brown skin
she's wearing a familiar pair of cracked sunglasses and covered in a peculiar purple splatter

maintaining her silence, she brings up a finger to wipe some of this purple gunk off her cheek and then sticks it in her mouth and tastes it
it tastes salty and not at all appealing in her human form, but she is not about to ruin this marvelous moment of intimidation by letting eridan see that on her face ]

1/2

[amoray]

[Eridan hands are, as always, positioned in a manner that won't mean he accidentally switches functions if something bumps into or surprises him. it's a good thing, too; he'd rather die (ha) than let Kanaya see the blank stare turning to comprehension and dawning horror on his face, or the shade of white he turns. because there is no doubt that that's his kickass royal blood she's sucking down, and Eddie never lies.

he really is dead, and it was a disgusting dirtblooded sandsucker that did it.]

[amoray]

spit it out

[glowsferatu]

I Beg Your Pardon
Not Actually Begging Or Desiring Of Your Pardon
Its A Figure Of Speech
What I Mean To Ask Is What Exactly Do You Expect Me To Spit Out

[amoray]

a landdwwellin shitblood like yourselfs got no right to be slurpin at the blood a royalty in such an upright nauseatin manner
so im orderin you to spit it out

[and because falling back on being a classist dick composes him.]

[glowsferatu]

And Just How Likely Do You Expect That It Would Be That I Would Follow Any Direction You Would Deign To Give
Heres A Hint Its A Very Low Number
Perhaps The Lowest
Not To Mention That Any Right To Royalty You May Claim Would Be Moot After You Made Plans To Abdicate

[amoray]

lets see you try it wwhen i cut the tongue outta your fuckin head
slander all you wwant lowwblood i still got blood thats as magenta as evver
and yours is still jade
and wwhen i find you next its gonna be decoratin my owwn personal wwall alongside your head

[glowsferatu]

You Tried That Once Before Already
I Dont Expect You To Be Any More Successful With Any Future Attempt
No Matter The Color Of Your Blood You Have A Lot To Answer For

[amoray]

please like a givve a flippin shit wwhat i got to answwer for
id say i did you a huge fuckin favvor in fact
pointless shit aside evverythins capable a dyin and youre no different

[glowsferatu]

A Favor
You Genuinely Believe You Did Me A Favor
In This Case Perhaps I Should Repay You In Kind
For A Second Time

[amoray]

oh im real sorry did i hurt your feelins
wwell come dowwn and ill bloww another hole in you to match the first one howws that sound

[glowsferatu]

Im Sure That Will Certainly Prove Effective The Second Time Wont It
No It Wont I Was Being Sarcastic
Just Give Me The Location And Ill Jot You Down For An Appointment

[amoray]

you got no idea
anywway im currently otherwwise occupied wwith business i actually givve a shit about but soon as i get back and find a proper sorta duelin ground wwell settle this sylph

[glowsferatu]

You Misunderstand
This Is Nothing So Formal As A Duel
We Are Not Fulfilling Some Black Solicitation You May Harbor And Find Little Requitance For
Killing You Again Would Merely Be Another Duty For Me
Of Little More Consequence Than Darning A Torn Sock
And So I Will Just Have To Find Another Source Who Will Share Your Location
So I Can Continue With Whatever Life I Can Make Here Unimpeded
Until The Next Time Such An Act Is Necessary
Socks Do Tear So Easily You Know

[amoray]

cute
theres one person wwho knowws wwhere i am and theyre not gonna be divvulgin that information any time soon so havve fun kan
and wwhile youre at it quit fuckin blackflirtin wwith me i havve a kismesis wwho already fuckin hates you anywway
its embarrassin the lengths youre wwillin to go to

[glowsferatu]

Eridan Ampora You Are A Thoroughly Disgusting And Trying Being
And I Genuinely Pity Anyone Who Would Have To Suffer You As A Kismesis

[amoray]

pretty fuckin sure you wwont actually
its gam

[glowsferatu]

Truly A Pairing Conceived Of In The Very Furthest Rungs
At Least I Know Who Will Need To Be Notified Once Youre Dead Once Again