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[glowsferatu]

Theres A Unique Element To The Sun Here That Im Finding Myself Rather Fond Of
Something About The Method In Which The Golden Color Interacts With Those Surrounding It
I Find It
Enjoyable
I May Need To Reimagine A Few Ensembles To Match These New Circumstances
But There Are Obviously More Important Matters At Hand Right Now
I Require Information About This Location
This Is Earth I Believe Or At Least A Planet Very Similar To It
I Would Hope Im Not The Only One Here
So If Anyone Else Is Reading This I Would Appreciate You Checking In And Updating Me On Our Current Circumstances
Karkat If Youre Here Then Im Sure You Have Notes Youd Like To Share

Comments

voice; encrypted

[amoray]

oh i am
you enjoy this wwhile you can ed cause its not happenin again

voice; encrypted

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Good to hear. I'd hate to lose my queen.

voice; encrypted

[amoray]

wwell im upright flattered sorta here ed
do me a favvor though nevver call me your queen again

voice; encrypted

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

I'm committed to the chess metaphors, Eridan. Committed.

voice; encrypted

[amoray]

yeah i can tell
just dont go callin me that in front a anyone i wwanna be halfwway respected by and wwere fine
wwhich includes myself

voice; encrypted

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Don't get killed and we have a deal.

voice; encrypted

[amoray]

please
i got my wwand and shes got a fuckin gardenin tool
i dont knoww howw she got to incapacitatin me earlier or later or WWHATEVVER ridiculous timeline bullshit wwe had happen but its not happenin here and ill provve it to you too
besides if i got killed wwhod go around gettin their gills dirty to keep yours clean

voice; encrypted

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

You seem to be under the incorrect impression that I haven't contingency plans.

[Unpleasant pause.]

We're being hacked.

voice; encrypted

[amoray]

are wwe noww
wwhats your contingency plan for this one riddler

voice; encrypted

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Don't joke. This isn't a power to be mocked.

She likes playing puppetmaster as much as I do.

voice; encrypted

[amoray]

i can see that
and ill acknowwledge shes the most powwerful entity probably in this entire god damn univverse and both a our owwn respectivve ones meanin shes sure as fuckin shit wworthy a decent measures a fear and awwe like any self-respectin godlike bein
but does this mean i got to throww myself dowwn grovvelin at her metaphorical feet the same wway you just did in an upright shameless sorta manner knight

[THE ACT OF JUDGING SOMEONE, TRANSLATED THROUGH TEXT. also this is under the assumption he can see their conversation down there!]

voice; encrypted

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

If you have any damn brains, you will.

I'm certain she can alter your gender, Eridanielle.

voice; encrypted

[amoray]

im personally fond a eridia thanks
anyhoww it doesnt look like shes got business wwith me or my somewwhat dignified princely manners a discreet grovvelin so havve a fuckin ball there ed

voice; encrypted

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

She can also turn your blood cheery red. On a whim.

Maybe I'll ask her to do so.

voice; encrypted

[amoray]

the fact that youre implyin shes got nothin better to do than settle your petty feudin bullshit showws howw much you fuckin suck at bein a pawwn ed
besides wwe both knoww youd probably end up wwith magenta in this hypothetical sorta situation just cause its ironic

HACKED OBVS also makes this comment and ONLY this comment visible (that okay??)

[grinbitch.livejournal.com]

Heavens above. I wonder why that could be.

Do you serve a new Queen, then?

(yes that is okay!!!)

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

[After a moment:]

I didn't think you'd take it so personally.

OKAY GOOD

[grinbitch.livejournal.com]

Chess metaphors are serious business, Knight.

<3

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

My dear, you know what I'm like. You know how I play. That doesn't mean I don't maintain deep deference for your powerful rule.

[grinbitch.livejournal.com]

And yet, you call another Queen.

Though, I suppose it's a compliment. Does that mean that I rule the board now, in your mind?

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

I am not so foolish as to deny you your sovereignty, naturally. But look at us, engaging in such polite chat, it's really quite nostalgic. And suspicious.

To what do I really owe the pleasure? I can't help but consider your agenda.

[grinbitch.livejournal.com]

I am a sensitive monarch.

Most deny my royalty. When those that Acknowledge it worship false gods, I might take offense.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

[Pause. He takes note, but doesn't push despite his impulse to do just that.]

I'm only referring to my own playthings, I assure you. You, of all beings, can appreciate the use of pawns.

There is no one I'd easily bend knee before.

[grinbitch.livejournal.com]

No one else?

And so you admit that you would bend a knee before someone.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

If I was so inclined, yes. But I'd have to get something out of the arrangement, as well.

Bending limb can have so man unfortunate connotations.