☠ nine [translated from eldritch]

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Hello, Network.
Why don't you tell me about your monsters?
Whether they're real, fictional, or people so horrifying that they're considered monstrosities.


( encrypted to norman osborn )

Hi.

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PR3TTY MUCH!
1 M34N SUR3 1 GU3SS TH3R3 W3R3 SOM3 SM4LL H4RML3SS B34STS W4ND3R1NG 4ROUND
BUT WHO C4R3S 4BOUT TH4T! 1TS BOR1NG >:P

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[somethinglawful]

DR4GONS 4R3 TH3 B3ST CR34TUR3S 3V3R!
TH3Y H4D B34UT1FUL COLOR3D SC4L3S TH4T T4ST3 4ND SM3LL D3L1C1OUS
4ND 4LSO M4GN1F1C3NTLY LONG BOD13S! TH3Y W3R3 HUNT1NG M4CH1N3S
B34UTY 4ND GR4C3 1N MOT1ON
4ND TOT4LLY BLOODTH1RSTY >:]

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[somethinglawful]

NOT 4LL OF TH3M
1TS NOT L1K3 1 H4D 4 D34THW1SH OR 4NYTH1NG, DR4GONS R34LLY 4R3 D4NG3ROUS
1 COLL3CT3D TH31R SC4L3S THOUGH!
4ND 4S 4 M4TT3R OF F4CT MY LUSUS W4S 4 DR4GON
TH3 B3ST DR4GON OF TH3M 4LL

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[somethinglawful]

TH4TS R1GHT
L1K3 YOUR MOM
ONLY B3TT3R >:]

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[ FUCK YOU TEREZI ]

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H3H3H3H3
B3TT3R 1N 4LL OF TH3 W4YS
4LL OF TH3M

[this is actually debatable considering that Terezi basically didn't have a lusus for most of her childhood but WHO CARES IT'S TIME TO TROLL THE HUMANS.]

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[somethinglawful]

4R3 YOU SUR3 YOU W4NT M3 TO?
1 W4TCH3D YOUR L1F3 UNFOLD YOU KNOW
1 H4V3 4 D1ST1NCT 4DV4NT4G3 1N TH1S L1TTL3 LUSUS COMP3T1T1ON
>:D

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[somethinglawful]

WH4T 4 W1S3 CHO1C3!
1 WOULD H4V3 3XP3CT3D NO L3SS FROM TH3 GR34T L4V3ND3R L4LOND3 >8]
4FT3R 4LL 1TS B4S1C4LLY 1MPOSS1BL3 TO B34T 4 GR4C3FUL PSYCH1C DR4GON 1N 4N 4W3SOM3-OFF

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H3H3H3! DONT LOS3 YOUR COOL L4LOND3!

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TH4TS TH3 W4Y 4 S33R SHOULD B3!
SO WH4TS GOT YOU 4SK1NG 4BOUT D4NG3ROUS B34STS
D1D YOU F1ND ON3 H3R3 1N TH3 C1TY OR SOM3TH1NG??

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[somethinglawful]

L4M3 >:[
1 H4D MY HOP3S UP 4ND 3V3RYTH1NG
34RTH D4NG3R 1S SO BOR1NG

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[somethinglawful]

4T L34ST TH3 K1ND ON TH1S E4RTH!
WH1CH 1S WH4T M4TT3RS 4T TH1S PO1NT 1 GU3SS

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[somethinglawful]

OK4Y
T3LL M3 4LL 4BOUT YOUR D4NG3ROUS 34RTH D4NG3RS!

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[somethinglawful]

COM3 ON TH1S 1S 4LMOST OFF3NS1V3
NOT 3V3N 4 BR41N D34D W1GGL3R WOULD B3L13V3 SOM3TH1NG L1K3 TH4T
YOUR L4V3ND3R T3XT 1S SO1L3D BY TH3 SUBTL3 SC3NT OF D3C31T >:[