o1; every me and every you // video

[kingofrooks.livejournal.com]

[ The video blinks on suddenly, catching the corner of the chin. There's a shift of it left, right, before it settles on a pair of ice blue eyes, far too close. Familiar eyes, and an even more familiar face when he pulls the screen back.

Bruce Wayne. ]

You know. [ He clears his voice quietly. ] It's a really surreal experience to be snoozing next to a beautiful lady - and let me tell you, her breasts are fantastic - and then suddenly landing back-first into a strange city. It's terribly rude.

And to make it worse, I switch on this thing, and the first thing I see is my own face. [ Pause. Dramatic pause. He's letting that sink in, City. ] I think there's a word for it - deja vu? But words don't seem very adequate right now, no.

[ There's a scuffling as he sets down the camera on a nice surface. Rocky, though. But it steadies after a while, and he clears his throat. ]

Unfortunately, as handsome as my own face is, I don't remember making any of those posts. Or talking to any of you surely fascinating people [ Bright smile. ]

Care to enlighten me?

[ ... Shush, you're not supposed to realise he has been here for days. ]

Comments

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[fliesacomet260.livejournal.com]

Cute.

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[kingofrooks.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

Do I get a name?

Threadjack because trollypotters are trolls.

[thelionharted.livejournal.com]

Her name's Nymphadora. Feel free to use it often.

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[fliesacomet260.livejournal.com]

I am going to hex your bloody eyebrows off James Potter!

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[kingofrooks.livejournal.com]

Thank you, stranger!

Can I call your Nymphet?

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[fliesacomet260.livejournal.com]

Would you like to lose your eyebrows too?

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[kingofrooks.livejournal.com]

What did my eyebrows do to you?

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[fliesacomet260.livejournal.com]

Nymphet? Really?

[ Although it is better than Nymphie or, Merlin forbid, Nympho but that's not saying much. ]

It's just Tonks.

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[thelionharted.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! Anyone who enjoys bothering Tonks is alright in my book.

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[kingofrooks.livejournal.com]

Why do you call her Tonks when she has such a pretty name?

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[andromynous]

[Her ears had been burning. She pops abruptly onto her screen.]

See, that's what I tell her. Nobody believes their mothers, evidently.

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[fliesacomet260.livejournal.com]

[ Tonks is just going to... She's just going to do something. Yeah. Something. ]

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[thelionharted.livejournal.com]

Mm, she'll hex me if I don't.

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[thelionharted.livejournal.com]

Oh, you won't either.

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[fliesacomet260.livejournal.com]

Would you like to put a wager on that?

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[thelionharted.livejournal.com]

....Prrrrobably not, no. [Cheerful grin!]

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[blue_and_proud]

Wait, wait.

Nymphadora?

[This is raven looking SO AMUSED. She's hiding it terribly.]

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[fliesacomet260.livejournal.com]

Et tu Raven, et tu?

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[blue_and_proud]

[She manages to not laugh, though it's obviously a struggle. And at least she looks embarrassed about it!]

Tonks! I...oh honey, I'm sorry. It was just surprising. It's a very pretty name, really.

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[fliesacomet260.livejournal.com]

[ This face forever, Raven.

This. Face. ]

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[blue_and_proud]

[She tries her most winning smile...once she's sure she won't laugh.]

So, you don't want me to use it, huh?

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[fliesacomet260.livejournal.com]

Don't call me Nymphadora. It's just Tonks, please.

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[blue_and_proud]

Oh fine.

[She grins teasingly.]

Although I am reserving the right to call you 'my friend Nympho' at a horribly awkward moment while we're out at a club or something.

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[fliesacomet260.livejournal.com]

[ Again with this face! ]