14 ☼ VIDEO

[sweetvalleygirl]

[Jessica is at Hudson River Park, sitting on the grass facing the Hudson and New Jersey. Beside her is Laura's still-to-be-named puppy, pouncing on a leaf blowing across the lawn.]

Brrr! It's gotten so cold all of a sudden. I can't believe it's autumn already! Before you know it, it'll be Halloween! And then Thanksgiving!

[She pats the ground and the puppy comes bounding back to her.]

Anyway, who all is going to the charity ball this weekend? I'm planning a shopping trip tomorrow after school if anyone wants to join me!

[This next part is purposely not filtered at all.]

Oh yeah! Hey, Text Guy! Hey!

[A pause.]

Jason. Yoohoo!

[She gives her most charming grin.]

Like, I know you think you're being super stealthy and stuff, but I've seen you creeping around the school. I saw you yesterday and I saw you again today, so don't try to deny it. What's the big idea? Why're you acting like such a weirdo? I know you're trying to be all scary and stuff, but sneaking around in broad daylight is not the way to do it. People are just gonna think you're a crazy stalker or something.

Comments

[sweetvalleygirl]

Saturday night.

[undeadsidekick]

A time would help, too.

[sweetvalleygirl]

I think it starts at seven.

[undeadsidekick]

So 6:30 would be reasonable.

[sweetvalleygirl]

6:30 would be perfect.

[undeadsidekick]

Great.

[Well shit this is awkward now.]

Bye.

[And he hangs up like a classy motherfucker.]