005 [Video] Charity Dating and Stuff

[hellionated]

I'm hearing a lot about the Charity Ball this weekend. Anyone gonna put themselves up for that?

Filtered to Sofia

So, the Ball. There's only one girl I want to go with. That's you, Sofia. How about it?

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Comments

[mocks]

I'm an Avenger, sport. If I couldn't handle some weirdo, I'd be in real trouble.

Besides, I have a back up plan.

[hellionated]

[ SCOWLING, because what. Did you just call him sport? Seriously. :| ]

…What's the backup plan?

[mocks]

My husband'll be there bidding. And our friends.

[hellionated]

…You're married but you wanna do a date auction? [ Hey, whatever. Shrugging. ] Guess it could be fun. I'm gonna go, I'm not getting bid on though.

[mocks]

We gotta raise money for the school. I'm bound to fetch a high price with Clint driving it up.

You gonna bid on anyone?

[hellionated]

That might be kind of awkward if I have a date with me.

[mocks]

Haha, yes, just a bit. You kids are gettin' all dressed up for it?

[hellionated]

No I was just gonna go in jeans. Figure that’d go down well. [ Rolling eyes, all the smirking. ]</small ...Yeah, it’s a formal thing. I can play that game.

/slides in here...

[trickshot]

Oh, is that your plan?

rofl

[mocks]

It's a good one, don't you think?

[trickshot]

My wallet doesn't agree with you.

[mocks]

Then it's a good thing we've got wealthy friends.

[trickshot]

What's that supposed to mean?

[mocks]

Oh? Nothing.

[trickshot]

...guess this means I have to go, huh?

[mocks]

Only if you want to win a date with me.

[trickshot]

Sounds like fun.

[mocks]

But even if you don't win, I'll still go home with you.

[trickshot]

I think I can live with that.

[mocks]

But you still gotta bid on me. I'll be real mad if you lose.

[trickshot]

Hey. I never intend to lose.

[mocks]

Go big or go home, Barton.

[trickshot]

Well, since I'm already home...

[mocks]

Heh...