001 // lost and aggravated and, oh, so beautiful

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

Great, I've taken a couple wrong turns and now I'm lost.
and this human body is difficult to get used to. Slagit.

I need directions to that red and yellow mech's Tinman or whatever he calls himself lab so I can kill him--and more importantly-get my old body back.

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[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Killing the tin can? Get in line.

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

Please point me to the line so I can commence the beating.

...That slagging machine of his turned me into a filthy organic.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

That's cute. You really don't have any idea who this guy is, do you?

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

No.

But he has no idea who I am either. That's an advantage, right?

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Heh. For now.

Maybe.

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

We'd all like a little bit of dead Stark. Do you have an actual plan, or do you just plan to wreak havoc?

You can find his lab with your communicator - it's got maps - but it seems like the Tin Man's a pretty dangerous guy.

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

My plan IS to wreak havoc.

This communicator has maps? ...It's--hard for me to use this thing, it's written in a language I don't understand besides the fact it's a rather primitive piece of technology. I've spend the last two megacycles trying to turn the damn thing on.

And... d-dangerous?

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

A man after my own heart.

. . . There's a little red button on the side. You press it, it turns on. Let me know where you get from there.

He's apparently started a couple wars, locked some people up because he didn't like their face. You know, the usual.

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

You have good tastes then.

Hmph, it appears he seems to be quite a catch. This Tin Man of yours sounds like a generic Maximal.

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

Damn right I do.

. . . Maximal.

Okay, let's back up the bus. I'm M. I have no idea who or what Maximal is. And you are?

~insert sly smirk here~

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

The Maximals have be suppressing our kind for nearly 300 delta-cycles. If you ever come across one, don't trust it. They're very deceptive by nature.

And I'm Terrorsaur... leader of the Predicons.

~return sly smirk! 8U~

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

Predicons . . . obvious etymological connection to predator. And you have the word 'terror' in your name. Come on. You really thought I wouldn't catch that?

~returns and even SLYER smirk! 8V~

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

Oh. I'd have guessed you'd pick that up, but I see no reason to hide my name or faction.
When you get right down to it I'm no different then what you'd consider a 'good guy'.

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Yeah, good luck with that, dude.

Don't tell me you're another one of them who's gone all "squishy" since the Port. If that's what you mean by "getting your old body back".

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

... There are others? and I don't need luck.

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

...Well there was one guy who kept talking about himself in the third person -- Wasp-something. He kept talking about wanting to fly but not without boosters because his body was too "squishy".

Were you guys like god this sounds so stupid mecha or something?

BRB HE'S BUSY SHITTING BRICKS

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

i'm going to try to explain this in small simple words

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

------Waspina---I, no. It can't be. It... It just must be a coincidence. That's what it is. Nevermind, just... forget about what I asked.

I love explaining this. I don't know about this other guy you were talking about but I am or was a sentient robot from the planet Cybertron. I guess you could call us mechs.

We don't tend to run into many organic creatures there... but what about you, squishy?

THREADJACKAHOY

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA, Cybertron? Starky's pullin' people from Michael Bay movies? Does this mean that if Ghost Rider shows up, he's gonna be funky-nose-and-hair-Nick-Cage?

ohshit, it's a deadpool. pokeball go~!

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

..... I have no idea what you're blabbing on about.

*wiggles in pokeball*

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

Relax, dudebot. I mean, at least you didn't get typecast as the 'Black Bot'. Because then you'd die and nobody would miss you.


Which one are you? The motorcycle? The speedboat? Oh wait, that's the chick, right?

I has a LV 19 deadpool nao. 8V (and I loved the 'black bot'. ;__;)

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

I don't see how my alt-mode has anything to do with this... I also don't understand half the things coming out of your mouth...

And what in the pit is a chick?

Oh no! The pokemon got out! It was so close! (poor jazz...)

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

What does ANYTHING have to do with anything? Just tell me! If you're a sweet car can I drive it? Or is that like...a not-until-the-third-date-thing? Cause, come to think of it, that's like..sitting in you...Eeeyeewwww...

X( But I wants a deadpool! (and terrorsaur is beastwars!verse. my optimus will always be a munky)

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

Besides the whole prehistory earth thing and since you MUST know I was a cybertronian seeker jet..... AND AS IF I WOULD WANT A FILTHY ORGANIC LIKE YOU INSIDE MY COCKPIT. [ooc: oooohgod. The terminology. D;]

get a better ball (what is this thread...)

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

OH COME ON. I want a talking jet!

I'll be gentle.

I only had one plan pokeball in the knapsack (I dunno...? D;.)

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

Stay away from me.

I bet you're covered in all those little bugs you organics seem to be infested with.

*wild deadpool escapes!*

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

What's a flea between buddies? Come onnnn, you know you wannaaaa...I am a smooth operator.




Also I need somewhere to put these "Save a Horse, Ride a Ford" bumper stickers...

*sad panda* ;___;

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

I mean it squishy.

Come anywhere near me with a sticker and you'll live to regret it.

THERE WILL BE OTHER CHANCES.

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

Pool. Deadpool. Only 'Squishy' on certain holidays.

EXCELLENT. I AM PLEASED.

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

Deadpool? That's a nice name but and even if I was able to turn back to a mech I still wouldn't give you a ride. 8|

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Oi.


I liked that movie.

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

It's folks with tastes like yours to blame that I'm going to end up with a feature film by Fox. I will never forgive this.

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

But they gave us the X-Files, dude.

The truth. It's friggin out there.

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

Their truth also involves a caucasian Goku and a Chow Yun Fatass Roshi.

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

....touche.

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

But come on, dude.

Mulder and Scully.

And Scully.


Scully.

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

She's no Bea Arthur...

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Ah, so that's how you roll.

I bet everytime Estelle Getty launches into her whole "Picture it...Sicily..." speech you get all tingly inside.

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

She's no Bea, either, but something 'bout the way that lady moves...


Ooh. Need to find me some yootoob vidyas of this...Since WEASEL HAS MY BOXSET BACK HOME.

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Waspinator! That's it, yeah. That's what he, she, it, they, whatever called themselves! Don't tell me you two know one another. You know -- from, um -- Cybertron land of non-squishies?

What do you mean what about me? Like...what can I do?

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

....I...



think I need to sit down.
Yah, sure. I guess.

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're not like...arch enemies or something, are you?



I can hit pretty hard, take hits pretty well, and can, well, be whatever you want me to be. In a nutshell.

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't go that far.
We're.... ugh, how do I say this? comrades.
You could say we were teamed up together during a lot of missions. More like every one. 8|

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Red and yellow mech is cause of squishiness? He must be made to suffer!

[witchactually.livejournal.com]

He calls himself God.

The lab's the big white building-- you can't miss it. But if you're looking to take care of Iron Man, some of us have dibs already.

[screechybot.livejournal.com]

Oh don't be like that. I'm sure there's room to share~~