capeandcowl | Private to Dave Strider | Backdated to the fifteenth

[BUT THEY HAD A DEAL GAMZEE YOU JERK!!!!!!!!!]

Edited 2011-10-18 04:36 (UTC)

[But if this were here he'd say the deal was not to touch Dave and he's not doing that

yet.]

the part where they fucked off
hey i just had a great idea

we're not going to fuck off, bro.
PICK ANOTHER FAVORITE THING ABOUT PUPPETS.
something your ownself really all motherfuckin likes.

are you hitting on me dude

NO IF WE WERE GETTING OUR FLIRT ON WE WOULD HAVE FUCKED OFF LIKE YOU ALL SUGGESTED.

dude

you're the motherfucker who brought it up.
WE CAN KEEP MOTHERFUCKIN TALKING AT THAT SHIT OR YOU CAN GET ON ANSWERING OUR QUESTION ABOUT THE PUPPETS.
i'd all prefer the second thing.
AND SO WOULD I.

why do you even care

same reason we're caring about everything with your ownself right now.
WANT TO MAKE SURE MOTHERFUCKIN EVERYTHING'S PERFECT.
speaking of making everything's up at being perfect you want to all tell me what you're wearing dave?

no

NOT GOOD FOR YOU TO NOT GET YOUR REMEMBER ON FOR WHAT YOU'RE FUCKING WEARING, BRO.
might mean something's up at being wrong on your thinkpan.
BUT MAYBE YOU JUST MOTHERFUCKIN FORGOT FOR NORMAL REASONS.
i'm just going to remind you of what all you're wearing and you can figure out the rest for your ownself.
YOU'RE IN YOUR FUCKIN NORMAL SHIT CLOTHES.
which means you're in your shitty red and white shirt with your shitty shades like usual.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MOTHERFUCKIN REMEMBER WHAT ELSE YOU ALL GOT ON?

Edited 2011-10-18 06:51 (UTC)

[ ... anyone could have guessed that. ]

bzzt
wrong

don't get your lie on bro.
IT WON'T MOTHERFUCKIN HELP YOU NOW.

everyones wrong sometimes buddy its alright i couldnt think any less of you

i'm not wrong bro.
AND NEITHER AM I.
you want to know how we know?

[ don't turn around dave that's stupid there's no way there's a psycho clown troll in your bedroom. ]

dont care

[Or above him, or by the window, or in the closet. So many places to hide.]

ME.
myself.
AND A FRIEND OF OUR OWNSELVES.
can all see you right now, motherfucker.

[ no that's... terrifying. don't make him think of that. he swears to god he can feel someone watching. ]

i instantly and totally believe you
kinda busy though you know im a popular guy ive got shit to do
later douchebag make sure you call me when youre out itching to get your creep on again because i am all for these bizarro conversations

[Sadly, that someone is no longer just watching. Someone has carefully crafted a puppet out of a human corpse to look like Li'l Cal and is throwing it at Dave's lap.]

DON'T NEED TO MOTHERFUCKIN CALL YOU I ALL THINK.

[And now the asshole is honking.]

[ it lands face up across him and he has never moved any faster. as in, the chair falls back and by the time it hits the floor, he's already backed halfway across the room. ]

Motherfucker.

[ THERE'S A DEAD BODY AND A PSYCHOPATH IN HIS ROOM. he'd take a moment to check for that second thing, but the puppet corpse is staring right at him and he can't look away. ]

[Yep, he's just going to take advantage of Dave not paying attention to him and creep up right next to him.]

_Honk! Hooooooooooooooooooonk!

[ nope, he's done. usually he'd flitter through his sylladex, grab out his timetables and do a dramatic leap back through time in a hella cool freakout, but all that goes through his head is the story of two daves being thoroughly bested and he's out of there, slamming the door on his way out. ]

[Gamzee just hehs before he props the puppet up in Dave's chair.

Then he paints one nice smiley face on the wall and leaves.]