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[sanguinosi]

[Ladd is dressed in just a shirt today, looking rather informal as he sits alone at some unknown location.]

I've been thinking a lot lately. Thinking ain't really that great most of the time, really, because you can think and think until your brain rots away to mush, but you still haven't got anywhere.

[He taps the table in what seems to be impatience.]

Course, it's not like I'm going anywhere now. It's like being trapped in a goddamn prison, especially since it means I ain't going to see some people for a long time.

[There's another long pause.]

You know what, I've decided to get myself a New Year's Resolution. This year, I'm gonna be more spontaneous!

[There's a tiny pause. Then, quickly, he draws out a gun the back of his trousers and fires three shots into the ceiling. He grins a little as he looks up to admire his handiwork.]

You can't get much more spontaneous than random violence! Don't you think?

[He quickly slams the feed off here.]

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[liebe_krieg]

That too is true, I suppose. This century does have quite a few things to recommend it. Cluster bombs, for instance.

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[sanguinosi]

Ah, now those sound interesting! I prefer a more personal touch, though, and these chainsaws I've been hearing about sound very helpful.

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[liebe_krieg]

I assure you Ladd, the invention of the chainsaw is one of the single greatest proofs I have seen of humanity's continued future advancement. I really recommend getting yourself one, actually. It is very you.

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[sanguinosi]

Well, it certainly does make a lot of noise. I'm just worried that it'll blow up in my face if I don't hold it right! Some of this new technology just doesn't make any sense.