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[fabricates]

So what's the 8ig idea?
I was 8usy with some really 8ig and important irons 8efore this, you know!
Not that I 8lame you for wanting a gr8 hero like me. I mean, you pretty muched gra88ed the 8est there is.
How could I 8e angry when this place o8viously needs my touch????????
8ut, unfortun8 as it is, I've really got to get 8ack to my irons 8efore they get cold. That fire won't fan itself.
I've got 8ig 8ads to kill, useless gru8s to save, and a game to salvage. I'm on a tight schedule to get it all done, so as much as I'm really flattered that you need me so much, I just don't have the time!
Don't 8e too upset, 8ut I'm just too 8usy to 8e your hero.
May8e some other time. Oooooooor not. We'll just have to see. :::;)

Comments

[fabricates]

If I left here 8efore, why the hell would I want to come 8ack?
That makes a8solutely no sense.

[seeress]

Because none of it is voluntary.
Your arrival, your exit.
You are at Lachesis' whim, the puppet dangling from her strings.

[fabricates]

Let's get one thing str8, Lalonde.
I'm no8ody puppet, and I can't 8elieve anyone here would actually 8uy that crap.

[seeress]

Why would I lie to you?
Or why would anyone, especially when we are all stuck in the same scenario?

[fabricates]

Have you even tried escaping????????

[seeress]

And how exactly do you suggest escaping a universe that lacks an exit sign above its metaphorical (and nonexistent) door?

[fabricates]

Trying sure 8eats w8ing around for someone to send you 8ack!
Humans are so disappointing if they aren't even trying.

[seeress]

You are free to.
Please, post your results afterwards.
I'd like to see how exactly your attempts fail.

[fabricates]

It'd 8e a complete waste of my time if I didn't try.
Are you dum8 or what?