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[fabricates]

So what's the 8ig idea?
I was 8usy with some really 8ig and important irons 8efore this, you know!
Not that I 8lame you for wanting a gr8 hero like me. I mean, you pretty muched gra88ed the 8est there is.
How could I 8e angry when this place o8viously needs my touch????????
8ut, unfortun8 as it is, I've really got to get 8ack to my irons 8efore they get cold. That fire won't fan itself.
I've got 8ig 8ads to kill, useless gru8s to save, and a game to salvage. I'm on a tight schedule to get it all done, so as much as I'm really flattered that you need me so much, I just don't have the time!
Don't 8e too upset, 8ut I'm just too 8usy to 8e your hero.
May8e some other time. Oooooooor not. We'll just have to see. :::;)

Comments

[fabricates]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[soulbondee]

Not really.

[fabricates]

Then why ask a8out it?
Humans are so indecisive.

[soulbondee]

Humans are anything they want to be!

[fabricates]

Humans are 8ooooooooring.

[soulbondee]

Tch, what would you know? How many humans have you met before?

[fabricates]

Enough to make an accur8 judgment on how interesting they are.
We cre8ed you after all.

[soulbondee]

[JUST STRAIGHT UP LAUGHING AT YOUR ASS, VRISKA.]

[fabricates]

It's really not that funny, human.
You unfortun8ly got the qualities of the weakest trolls of the 8unch, so your race ended up pretty fucking lame.

[soulbondee]

[NOPE SORRY STILL LAUGHING.]

What a load of crap! You actually believe something like that?

[fabricates]

I don't expect a human to understand.
After all, we never did get to rule Earth as our just reward for 8eating the game.
8ut we still cre8ed it whether you want to 8elieve it or not. :::;) Too 8ad it ended up a wasteland.

[soulbondee]

Hah! Now I know you're full of crap!

[fabricates]

Really? And just hoooooooow do you know that, human?