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[fabricates]

So what's the 8ig idea?
I was 8usy with some really 8ig and important irons 8efore this, you know!
Not that I 8lame you for wanting a gr8 hero like me. I mean, you pretty muched gra88ed the 8est there is.
How could I 8e angry when this place o8viously needs my touch????????
8ut, unfortun8 as it is, I've really got to get 8ack to my irons 8efore they get cold. That fire won't fan itself.
I've got 8ig 8ads to kill, useless gru8s to save, and a game to salvage. I'm on a tight schedule to get it all done, so as much as I'm really flattered that you need me so much, I just don't have the time!
Don't 8e too upset, 8ut I'm just too 8usy to 8e your hero.
May8e some other time. Oooooooor not. We'll just have to see. :::;)

Comments

[fabricates]

Stop nagging!!!!!!!!

[glowsferatu]

Im Simply Making A Recommendation

[fabricates]

Fussing and nagging is what you're doing!

[glowsferatu]

A Moment Ago You Were Chiding Me For Negligence
Now Youre Becoming Exasperated That Im Displaying Even The Slightest And I Do Mean Very Slightest And Entirely Insignificant And Unfussy Concern For Your Health
Really Vriska Do Make Up Your Mind

[fabricates]

You o8viously can't make up your mind on whether or not you want to ignore me or nag me death!
Don't 8e so indecisive, Fussyfangs!

[glowsferatu]

Well That Certainly Wasnt A Repetition And Redirection Of The Sentiment I Just Now Expressed
Congratulations Vriska You Are In Ownership Of A Most Inventive Wit

[fabricates]

Shut up!!!!!!!!
I just don't get what your game is. Do you want to talk to me or not? ::::/

[glowsferatu]

I Dont Know
As I Mentioned Already Its Really Just Very Poor Timing
But Even So Id Prefer That You Remain Unharmed

[fabricates]

Oh, that's just gr8. You don't know 8ut you cut contact with me anyway? That doesn't even make sense.
And I already told you, I o8viously didn't choose to 8e here.

[glowsferatu]

None Of This Contradicts From Generally Preferring Not To Deal With You
Especially Right At This Moment When The Day Has Presented Enough Sources Of Stress Already

[fabricates]

Then quit "dealing with me", if it's suuuuuuuuch a pro8lem for you!
What's stopping you?

[glowsferatu]

I At Least Like Some Assurance That Youll Come Out Of This In Good Condition

[fabricates]

You'll never know if you cut contact!
8ut I can o8viously take care of myself.

[glowsferatu]

Oh So Very Obviously
History Surely Supports This Assertion Repeatedly

[fabricates]

It's not really your pro8lem anymore.
8ut I've 8een taking care of myself juuuuuuuust fine, no thanks to you!

[glowsferatu]

Oh Yes I Absolutely Agree
Why Dont We Ask Tavros Whether He Also Agrees With This Statement Im Sure Hell Sing Your Praises On The Matter

[fabricates]

Really? You're going to 8ring Tavros into this?
I said I was taking care of myself. And I did.

[glowsferatu]

Oh You Certainly Did
By Goading One Of Our Friends On Until He Finally Attempted To Kill You
Only To Be Met With That Same Action From Yourself

[fabricates]

I was just protecting myself, Fussyfangs.
What was I supposed to do when he came at me????????

[glowsferatu]

Well Perhaps If You Hadnt Caused Him To Do So To Begin With Then You Wouldnt Find Yourself In Such A Position

[fabricates]

It was his choice to come after me!
You can't 8lame me for that.

[glowsferatu]

Lets Not Pretend That This Isnt The Very Accomplishment You Intended Him To Attempt From The Beginning
I Would Appreciate It If You Didnt So Insult My Intelligance

[fabricates]

You sure do like to assume you know the reasons why I do everything!
May8e it wasn't my intention at all.

[glowsferatu]

And If Not Then What Exactly Was

[fabricates]

It's not really any of your 8usiness. ::::/