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[fabricates]

So what's the 8ig idea?
I was 8usy with some really 8ig and important irons 8efore this, you know!
Not that I 8lame you for wanting a gr8 hero like me. I mean, you pretty muched gra88ed the 8est there is.
How could I 8e angry when this place o8viously needs my touch????????
8ut, unfortun8 as it is, I've really got to get 8ack to my irons 8efore they get cold. That fire won't fan itself.
I've got 8ig 8ads to kill, useless gru8s to save, and a game to salvage. I'm on a tight schedule to get it all done, so as much as I'm really flattered that you need me so much, I just don't have the time!
Don't 8e too upset, 8ut I'm just too 8usy to 8e your hero.
May8e some other time. Oooooooor not. We'll just have to see. :::;)

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[fabricates]

May8e for you. 8ut I'm not in the mood to waste time here.

[tridentkind]

Well you'll just )(ave to D-EAL WIT)( IT like t)(e rest of us. I don't t)(ink anybody can go back on t)(eir own.
Besides, Terezi's )(-ER-E, so you can still "face off" wit)( )(er if you're T)(AT bent on it.
Actually, it looks like you've already got t)(at well and covered! 38)

[fabricates]

Another person who needs to stay out of my 8usiness!
How long have you 8een here? Have you even tried leaving or do you enjoy wasting time?

[tridentkind]

Only a couple of mont)(s. I came )(ere in twelft)( perigee, I t)(ink.
And )(-EY! I've been )(aving fun )(ere and so can you. If anyt)(ing trying to leave is t)(e waste of time!
So I would advise against it, MISS -EFIS)(-ENCY.

[fabricates]

W8ing around to get 8ack is an even 8igger waste!
It's a little early for vac8tions, isn't it?

[tridentkind]

I prefer to t)(ink of it as recognizing w)(en somet)(ing is futile!
But okay, go a)(ead and antagonize t)(e imPorter if you want. W)(atever floats your boat.

[fabricates]

Have you even tried?
Or are you just taking every8ody else's word for it?

[tridentkind]

And w)(at would be t)(e point of T)(AT?
I )(appen to like it )(ere, t)(ank you very muc)(!

[fabricates]

8ecause this place has totally trollnapped us without permission????????
Use your think pan for a change, Peixes!
8ut if you're fine with staying in a human city, then whatever.
It's not my pro8lem.

[tridentkind]

I know t)(at, Vriska, I'm not STUPID.
I just like being in ")(uman cities" better t)(an being dead. 38)

[fabricates]

Sucks to 8e you.
So what, your dream 8u88les aren't up to par with a human city?
That's lame.

[tridentkind]

After a w)(ile you kind of get bored of talking to t)(e same people all t)(e time.
Especially w)(en t)(ey're not t)(e most pleasant people in t)(e first place.

[fabricates]

The same could 8e said a8out talking to humans!
What happens when you get 8ored here? There's a8solutely nothing you can do a8out it!

[tridentkind]

I don't t)(ink you really )(ate talking to )(umans as muc)( as you say, but w)(atever!
Anyway, at least t)(ere are WAY more people )(ere and you don't )(ave to always explain to t)(em w)(ere t)(ey are just to )(ave a dumb conversation.
Plus, I get to see my ot)(er friends again! 38)

[fabricates]

Some of them are less 8oring than the others, 8ut on the whole they're still pretty uninteresting.
Leave it to you to have the optimistic approach to 8eing taken against our will.

[tridentkind]

I )(ave an optimistic approac)( to -EV-ERYT)(ING.
W)(y s)(ould I make an exception for t)(is? T)(at would just be rude!
You s)(ould try it sometime. It makes life a w)(ole bunc)( less aggravating.

[fabricates]

I don't try it 8ecause it's an incredi8ly naive way to look at everything.
You'll 8e ill-prepared if you keep that up!
8ut I guess you already were, huh?

[tridentkind]

Low blow, Vriska Serket!
You never did know )(ow to fig)(t any way ot)(er t)(an nasty.
No wonder you're always so un)(appy.

[fabricates]

I'm plenty happy!
8ut nice try with the come8ack, even if you're pretty 8ad at it.

[tridentkind]

O)(, glub off, you defensive little wiggler.
If you were )(appy you wouldn't be trying so )(ard to impress everybody all t)(e time!
It is kind of sad to watc)(, to be )(onest!
Poor little Vriska, t)(e more s)(e tries to make people like )(er, t)(e less anybody does.

[fabricates]

Woooooooow, you sure don't know anything at all a8out me!
Who says I'm trying to impress anyone 8ut myself?
I'm too 8usy with my own irons to worry a8out impressing a 8unch of su8par trolls.