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[fabricates]

So what's the 8ig idea?
I was 8usy with some really 8ig and important irons 8efore this, you know!
Not that I 8lame you for wanting a gr8 hero like me. I mean, you pretty muched gra88ed the 8est there is.
How could I 8e angry when this place o8viously needs my touch????????
8ut, unfortun8 as it is, I've really got to get 8ack to my irons 8efore they get cold. That fire won't fan itself.
I've got 8ig 8ads to kill, useless gru8s to save, and a game to salvage. I'm on a tight schedule to get it all done, so as much as I'm really flattered that you need me so much, I just don't have the time!
Don't 8e too upset, 8ut I'm just too 8usy to 8e your hero.
May8e some other time. Oooooooor not. We'll just have to see. :::;)

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[fabricates]

L8r! I don't know why you 8othered.
Well, I'm not really surprised. You pro8a8ly needed a 8r8k from your 8oring troll.

[hashrap]

blatant attempts to antagonize me nice
youre a real class act serket no wonder john was all up in your grill

[fabricates]

It's o8viously working if you're still hanging around 8othering me.
Is this your way of telling me you're jealous that Eg8ert gets my attention and you don't? Am I supposed to 8e flattered?

[hashrap]

ccrfghshk
cant hear you spidertroll youre breaking up ccrshsk

i can words shut up

[fabricates]

That doesn't work through text, dum8ass.
No wonder Pyrope likes you. You're 8oth stupid.

i believe you

[hashrap]

yeah that was pretty much the entire point
it went right over your head like movies without a shit plot to john
are you trying to land some sick burns because they fucking suck come on i thought you were supposed to be some mega bitch im kinda disappointed

[fabricates]

It's pretty pointless in the first place, so I don't know why you 8othered trying.
Sick 8urns? Is that supposed to 8e cool? ::::/
8ecause it really isn't. In fact, you're not really worth the time I'm wasting on talking to you!

[hashrap]

so why are you
it isnt like ive been drooling over how excited i am to see youve turned up

[fabricates]

I'm 8eing gracious and showing a 8it of cultural sensitivity 8y mingling with the human commoners.
8ut that doesn't explain why you're still yapping at me.

[hashrap]

ive tried to leave twice already but you wont shut your shithole

[fabricates]

You could always just stop talking.
Are all humans this stupid? 8ecause you're really giving them a 8ad rep here.